I'm seeing more and more of these listicle piss takes around teh intewebz. It's like people finally caught on to the Buzzfeeding of every title ever. I'll admit I'm as much of a sucker for this style of formatting as anyone, although I'm starting to resent the Pavlovian implications, the idea that we can be so easily programmed to hit up a link.
I found myself refusing to follow one this morning just because of the Buzzfeedly format. Something about 23 Something or Others that I Totally Needed To See Right Now. Turns out I didn't.
Anyways, having enjoyed 'The Novels of John Updikeworthy' at Lincoln Michel's blog ("Wow! These Witches of Eastwick Summon Everything Women Have Been Thinking About the “Ideal” Man in 300 Pages!") I decided we might have a lazy summer project here to listicle the Second World War.
Here's a few starters.
Ten Things That Could Totally Go Wrong With Peace In Our Time.
Oh no Adolph Hitler, you did NOT just say that about Poland!
27 Vines of the Hot New Blitzkrieg That You Will NOT Be Able to Stop Watching.
Pepsi Challenge. Can You Look At All 44 Instagrams of these Totes Adorbs Jewish Refugees Without Getting Something in Your Eye?
Whoa! Winston Churchill Ripped Adolph Hitler a New One on the Radiola Last Night and We've Got the SoundCloud Right Here.
Did You Know Jean Paul Sarte and Simone de Beavoir were an item? And that they totally did it under the noses of the Gestapo? Cos we've got the exquisitely crafted love leters to prove it!
31 Delicious noms you can make right in your foxhole!
Finally! A Fashion Photography Guide for Butch Dykes in the WAAF!
Eew! Gross. See if you can look at every gaping woud in this 68 snap collection without flinching.