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Emergence sound track

Posted January 13, 2015 into Music by John Birmingham

Rob Henry has tried his hand at book reviewing, having a tilt at Emergence here.

Towards the end he reveals his punk rock roots with a kicking little track list that would make for a metal-heavy soundtrack when the movie premieres.

I've been slowly building up my own playlist for the series, but won't release it until all three books are out. Until then, enjoy Rob's Emergence movie soundtrack:


‘New Orleans is a Dying Whore’ by Down. Intro song, title and director credits.
‘The Great Southern Trend Kill’ by Pantera. Helicopter ride to the rig on the crap worn out seat with the mean civilian cat lady pilot.
‘Wake Up! Time to Die’ by Pop Will Eat Itself. The memories of the last night of hookers and blow.
‘Weekend Warrior’ by Ministry. The first fight with the Hunn when Dave brains the orc with Lucille.
‘Where Eagles Dare’ Misfits cover by Biohazard. Where the SEAL team assemble to move Dave and meet the oversized scout.
‘One Shot One Kill’ by Pro-Pain. The fight scene with the Scout.
‘Surface Paradise’ by Root! As Dave travels via car, background noise on the radio.
‘Nemesis’ by Shriekback segueing into NWA on the car stereo. The Hunn coming up through the sewers in New Orleans and getting royally confused by baseball caps.
‘Guns for Show, Knives are Pro’ by Parkway Drive.For the Hunn.
‘Sheep in Black’ by the Clowns. Dave eating while thinking about his brother and the military men surrounding him.
‘Get the Girl, Kill the Baddies’ by Pop Will Eat Itself. End Credit sequence

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Surtac asserts...

Posted January 13, 2015
Shriekback's 'Nemesis' has always been one of my favourites. Must go play it now!

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damian is gonna tell you...

Posted January 13, 2015
It's a long story caused by the relative capabilities of my new old car, but it left me making a MP3 CD. So I found myself putting 130 or so tracks on a CD in a random order. Sure this actually required writing a short program to treat the randomisation fairly, but anyhow it does mean I made a car playlist of 130 tracks in an order guaranteed to be random.

"Why is this relevant to Dave?" I hear you ask. Well, with totally random order the very first track ("Track 01") ended up being 'Pretty Paracetamol' by Fischer Z.

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pi asserts...

Posted January 13, 2015
Needs more trance.

Therbs reckons...

Posted January 14, 2015

Dave would definitely not be a trance kind of guy.

Rob would have you know...

Posted January 14, 2015
I imagine Dave listens to the Bloodhound Gang, much to his wife's ongoing disgust.

John Birmingham swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted January 15, 2015
Totes. They're on his gym playlist

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Dirk has opinions thus...

Posted January 14, 2015
Hmm there should be room for the following:
ACDC - Highway to hell
Johnny Cash - The man comes around
Wolfgang Mozart - Requiem in D (for the Tarantino slomo killing)
Kayak - Ruthless Queen
Meat Loaf - Seize the night
Nightwish - Over the hills and far away.


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Barnesm mutters...

Posted January 14, 2015

Dave W is gonna tell you...

Posted January 14, 2015


+1


;-)

insomniac mutters...

Posted January 14, 2015
I like what you have to say.

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Barnesm mutters...

Posted January 14, 2015

less is more


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NBlob mutters...

Posted January 14, 2015
Barber's adagio in D minor would be Most Excellent for the Slow Mo smashing.

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insomniac mutters...

Posted January 14, 2015
No Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Punchable Face by the Smith Street Band?

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Rob puts forth...

Posted January 14, 2015
I don't do Smith Street, maybe Bomb The Music Industry 'Congratulations John, on joining Every Time I die'

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Taylor Swift, Helen Razer, the Cold War goes hawt

Posted November 3, 2014 into Music by John Birmingham

I gave Helen Razer my old targetting computer from the primary hovercraft. She used it to overwhelm Taylor Swift's air defence grid with a snark missile swarm:

1989, Ms Taylor Swift’s lauded new synth-driven reverie, is not the sort of album one can quickly dismiss. And this is why I set aside all of the weekend to dismiss it. You may not have this sort of time to disburse on comprehensive loathing for on-trend popstrels refigured by the orthodox rock press as “important”. As such, I have prepared a range of objections to Swift’s music, Swift’s persona and Swift’s uncritical critics for your easy use.

But, if you don’t even have time for a crib, here’s a spoiler: they all suck. They suck the end right out of history.

Perhaps the most irritating thing about a record that exhumes and then robs from the corpses of the very best of ’80s pop is that, at times, I quite like it...

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Lulu mumbles...

Posted November 3, 2014
"Of course, forty-somethings who are affronted by the theft of their dismal Euro-disco are not Swift’s target audience"

Indeed we aren't.

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Bunyip reckons...

Posted November 3, 2014
"...a kind of tasty girl power to young women who easily mistake low-calories snacks for the meat of feminism."?

Must remember to send Ms Razer a couple more ammo bins for that chain gun. +1

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BigWillieStyle would have you know...

Posted November 3, 2014
Who's Taylor Swift?

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insomniac puts forth...

Posted November 3, 2014
I always assumed the gold hovercraft was your only one and now I find that its just your runabout. What's are the others constructed of? Platinum? Xenon?

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w from brisbane swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted November 3, 2014
I have been following Taylor Swift's career for some time. I thought her last album, Red, was good and stood up well against most of the more artistically favoured thinking person's folk-pop.

Now with her new album, the praise has been extremely enthusiastic. Springsteenesque has been used regularly. Grantland's very thumbs up review, amongst other references, likened her to: Springsteen, Paul McCartney, Haim, Lana del Rey and Jan Hammer.

All somewhat ridiculous, of course. It is a formulaic pop album but with evidence of a coherent intelligent 'auteur', and she is hot, and the music is so accessible. The desire to treat her like Coleridge just shows the intensity of the desire to take the 'guilty' out of the guilty pleasure. Not that the pleasure should be 'guilty', they should just enjoy it, if they like it. It is quite good pop.

w from brisbane asserts...

Posted November 3, 2014
Aarrgh! I don't know why it is in italic

Bangar has opinions thus...

Posted November 3, 2014
Someone's being playing with the HTML again ;)
Closure people it's necessary for us all.

DNABeast asserts...

Posted November 4, 2014
Some one did something odd. I've fixed it now.

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insomniac swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted November 3, 2014

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MickH mumbles...

Posted November 3, 2014
Who's Taylor Swift?
Is Helen Razor her house cleaner?

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Paul_Nicholas_Boylan swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted November 4, 2014
Most people don't know this, but Taylor Swift is a direct descendent of Jonathan Swift, the author of A Modest Proposal. Early in her music career, Ms. Swift's parents actively suppressed this information because they were concerned that it would offend her mostly anti-intellectual Southern American Yahoo audience that lacks the sense of irony necessary to appreciate - if not merely understand - Jonathan Swift's work. However, with Ms. Swift's recent successful forays into the broader popular music market, I suspect she will now be more open about ancestry.

Darth Greybeard puts forth...

Posted November 4, 2014
ISWYDT. "Yahoo" audience indeed.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan puts forth...

Posted November 4, 2014
Thank you for noticing.

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JBtoo asserts...

Posted November 4, 2014
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate

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beeso would have you know...

Posted November 4, 2014
Hmmm Taylor Swift vs Razer. That's a hard fight to pick sides on.

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Halwes asserts...

Posted November 4, 2014
Taylor Swift is very, very hot and therefore should be accorded the respect she deserves ! Razer would wipe the floor with her in a fight though although I suspect that Helen's bodyguards wouldn't quite be up to the standard of Ms Swifts

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Josh reckons...

Posted November 4, 2014
Thanks for posting this article. I miss the Razor/Robins days. Possibly showing my age here.

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pi reckons...

Posted November 4, 2014
I thought one of the critiques of that piece by Ms. Razer in the comments was pretty bloody good.

<cite class="fn">"
Graham Clark</cite>


Nov 4, 2014 at 4:53 am</a>


Leaving aside Helen Razer’s non-comprehension of Taylor Swift – or
Lady Gaga, for that matter, whom Camille Paglia understood perfectly –
let it be noted that ’80s pop songs about “the shadow of a nuclear
winter” were pulp fantasies about a war that everybody should have known
was never going to happen after 1962, if not sooner, made by artists
and for listeners who had pretensions to politically consciousness, but
were too slow, too intellectually cowardly, or too much on the wrong
side to recognize the real horror of the 1980s: that being, of course,
of course the rapid progress of neo-liberal political leaders within the
developed world, and their rich sponsors, in demolishing the checks on
the power of the rich and the protections for everybody else that had
been built up over the previous five decades."


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DNABeast ducks in to say...

Posted November 4, 2014
What a joyless shrew. Heaven forbid we enjoy music that speaks about human interaction rather than "big world events".

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Why Greybeard still loves the chanting of Druids

Posted August 14, 2014 into Music by John Birmingham

I listen to a lot more music now I have a streaming account. Listen to a lot more and pay for a lot more than I did as a teen. I wasn't no torrent freak of course. They didnt even exist then. I just didn't have much money.

I've often wondered why the new music which I find now, and which I love to play still doesn't seem to embed itself in my imagination or memory or even affections the way the music of my youth did.

Slate has the answer. Whole thing's worth a read, but the take away:

Between the ages of 12 and 22, our brains undergo rapid neurological development—and the music we love during that decade seems to get wired into our lobes for good. When we make neural connections to a song, we also create a strong memory trace that becomes laden with heightened emotion, thanks partly to a surfeit of pubertal growth hormones. These hormones tell our brains that everything is incredibly important—especially the songs that form the soundtrack to our teenage dreams (and embarrassments).

On its own, these neurological pyrotechnics would be enough to imprint certain songs into our brain. But there are other elements at work that lock the last song played at your eighth-grade dance into your memory pretty much forever. Daniel Levitin, the author of This Is Your Brain on Music: The Science of a Human Obsession, notes that the music of our teenage years is fundamentally intertwined with our social lives.

“We are discovering music on our own for the first time when we’re young,” he told me, “often through our friends. We listen to the music they listen to as a badge, as a way of belonging to a certain social group. That melds the music to our sense of identity.”

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Therbs asserts...

Posted August 14, 2014
It probably is largely to do with the development of it the adult brain, self. It's also about what you heard in the early days of your driving career, first dates, first gigs in pubs and the albums you bought or copied as a result. And yeah, Back in Black is one of the awesomest bits of guitar riffing evaah!

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Spanner reckons...

Posted August 14, 2014
I'm going to resist a cheap shot at Greybeard* and address the main premise of the article.

Man I hope that article is wrong. I know it applies to me but I hope it doesn't apply to Mr17 because his music is crap. I don't just mean that in a get off my lawn kind of way. I mean his hardcore music is total shit and I'd hate for him to be thinking that it's awesome later on in life when it sounds like Cookie Monster being fed into a wood chipper.

*it hurt to do that. Maybe I'm not feeling well.

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Paul_Nicholas_Boylan mutters...

Posted August 14, 2014
I cannot commiserate. Like you, the older I get - and the more disposable income I acquire - the more music I listen to, most of it totally new to me. But unlike you, this new music gives me the same feeling, makes the same connection, that music gave and made when I was younger.

I admit that all of my life I have been dead inside, which may explain this singular phenomenon. But my point is that, as I age, the void in my spiritual being where a soul should be is the same void that was there when I entered this miserable, doomed world; it hasn't gotten bigger or worse with time. I don't feel more dead inside than I did when I listened to that last song played at my eighth-grade dance and tolerated the blind idiots shuffling all around me.

So the passage of time hasn't prevented me from discovering, and enjoying the hell out of, the Cat Empire and Florence and the Machine, to name a few.

Barnesm asserts...

Posted August 14, 2014
I too find I am listening and remembering the 'new stuff' with the same intensity I recall the old.

Surtac has opinions thus...

Posted August 15, 2014

Me too. Especially non-mainstream stuff, specifically more Americana, alt.country stuff ie. stuff that you'll rarely if ever hear on commercial radio. Examples? Avett Brothers, Alabama Shakes, the Killers, the Gaslight Anthem, even Celtic punk bands like the Dropkick Murphys or Flogging Molly.

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DarrenBloomfield has opinions thus...

Posted August 14, 2014
As a child of the 70s/80s I "streamed" a lot of music, via apps* like "7HT" and "7HO". I also "torrented"** a lot, via a data storage device called a "cassette recorder". Always ahead of my time, even then.

* radio stations
** taped


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Aaron ducks in to say...

Posted August 14, 2014
Well I always figured there would be a chemical side linked with puberty but for me it has always had more to do with time to engage and absorb it. The older you get the less free time you get so you end up going for what you know. The portability of music had improved my exposure but still, browsing time is precious.

Lulu puts forth...

Posted August 14, 2014
I very much agree about the importance of time to engage and absorb it.

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Quokka mumbles...

Posted August 14, 2014
Well that does explain why I long for an ouzi whenever the Bay City Rollers come over the PA in the chum aisle at Coals.

Spanner asserts...

Posted August 14, 2014
Nah that's just your garden variety homocidal mania there. Nothing to do with music.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan would have you know...

Posted August 14, 2014
Isn't it the source of persistent rumor that music of any kind puts Auntie Q into a homocidal rage?

damian is gonna tell you...

Posted August 14, 2014
I was about to say that surely it's bouzouki music that would lead to homicidal mania and reaching for an ouzo, but realised I'd misread.

Dick ducks in to say...

Posted August 14, 2014
I think Q misspelled Uzi if it's homicidal mania.

Timmo mumbles...

Posted August 15, 2014
I was unsure if the longing was for an Uzi or an Ouzo... either way it's worrying..

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Spanner would have you know...

Posted August 14, 2014
Err Paul anybody who discusses the "rumor" is soon found beaten to death with a cake spatula. I'm not saying that there is a connection but would you prefer a flowers or a donation to a charity at your funeral?

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan would have you know...

Posted August 14, 2014
Flowers are always thoughtful.

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Quokka is gonna tell you...

Posted August 14, 2014
No Cake For You.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan ducks in to say...

Posted August 14, 2014
There never was any cake for me. Sure, a bolognese, perhaps. Some spanner crab, sure. Some bugs (it goes without saying). But cake? Never. Certainly no cheese cake. New York style.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan has opinions thus...

Posted August 14, 2014
Well, there was a pavlova. But is pavlova, technically speaking, cake? Don't think so.

insomniac ducks in to say...

Posted August 14, 2014
That popular New Zealand invention is not a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale, and biscuits go soft. Pavs go soft, or dissolve perhaps, so a biscuit might be closer to the truth.

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insomniac reckons...

Posted August 14, 2014
For those of us around your age there is also the period between our teens/early twenties and now, ie the 90s and early noughties, where lots of music was just shit

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Bunyip reckons...

Posted August 14, 2014
This may explain my visceral dislike of Disco and New Romantic music...
Apart from the fact that it's crap.

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DrYobbo has opinions thus...

Posted August 14, 2014
As a doctor, I'd point out this piece is a couple of degrees removed from Actual Scients (a Slate article about a popular science book about some actual research) and conclusions are to be taken with grains of salt as with most MSM scicomm. I'd also point out it can't explain Beeso's demented lust for terrible Strayan skip-hop as that wasn't invented back then.

Bunyip puts forth...

Posted August 14, 2014
But, Disco is still bad, yes?

Bunyip is gonna tell you...

Posted August 14, 2014
Ergo, life is bad?

Barnesm mumbles...

Posted August 14, 2014
I too was trying to find the published peer reviewed studies that this story was relying on and came up wanting.

beeso swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted August 15, 2014
Thats cause unlike your puny minds, i have the ability to enjoy music made AFTER 1980.

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Miss Maudy is gonna tell you...

Posted August 14, 2014
I haven't found much Young People's Music that I like enough to buy. The offspring spend their pocket money on iTunes, but the one plus about the personal music player is that *I* don't need to listen to their musical taste. However, I do subject them to mine. Loudly. Bit of New Romantic, bit of nineties angst, bit of seventies cock rock, smidge of the Blues, touch of punk, dash of jazz, bit more nineties angst and some hippy dippy stuff. I always thought my lack of music from the ougties was due to cash flow issues rather than it just being crap generally, but maybe I didn't hear anything I like? (Loving DoubleJ sick though. I've even written down songs I like. Maybe my musical taste won't stop in the nineties?)

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pi swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted August 14, 2014
I don't listen to the same music I did as a kid. In fact, there isn't much music I listen to today that is older than two years old. Very little at all older than five.

Reckon some people are just nostalgic and/or get set in their ways.

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Halwes asserts...

Posted August 14, 2014

And here I was thinking that it was the very excellent purple haze and American clearlight that seared The Dark Side of the Moon, Animals and Meddle, absolutely note perfectly, into my addled brain.

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Darth Greybeard mutters...

Posted August 14, 2014
Druids? Pffft.

Deus Vult! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC-JKId3SoA
Or as we like to say. "Two men, one horse."

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Halwes mutters...

Posted August 14, 2014

The other sound that I still love from my youth is didgeridoo ( Yidaki) music. A lot of people don't get the didge at all but the sound of a didge drifting over a still Arnhem Land evening is still really comforting to me. I really miss Manda strumming his guitar while we sang old creedence songs on the beach while the boys played clapsticks and Yidaki.

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BigWillieStyle puts forth...

Posted August 14, 2014
Music died the day Indecent Obsession broke up. I know it, you know it.

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JG mumbles...

Posted August 14, 2014
Interesting article. Music is wonderful and I still love the music I grew up with: music from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. I even like some music from the 90s. I have a mixture of all this music bought from iTunes (along with a few old CDs), but I've also bought music I'd never have listened to in the past - music from the 00s. This contemporary music doesn't have the musicality of music I grew up with, but I've grown to like it, and much of it was bought purely for the beat: it's good running music.

I need music because I listen to it while I walk and while I run. It's part of my life. I have made several playlists according to my mood and the pace I feel like walking or running at at any particular time. Have named these playlists 'Running', 'Running Beat', 'Ministry of Sound - Fast', 'Pace', 'Chillout', 'Relaxation/Instrumental', and 'Spoken/Inspirational'. Listened to my 'Running Beat' playlist during my debut marathon last month. Of course, I can always just hit 'Songs' to play all songs (shuffled) when I don't know what I want. I only have 1,097 songs on my iPhone, built up over the past couple of years. I still love this music, even after hearing the same songs over and over.

I find that certain songs remind me of particular moments in my life; of certain memories, people, friends, concerts, encounters, situations. Music is etched into memories. It's as important, if not more so, than other things that remind me of my life - photos, smells, tastes, and so on.

I'm looking forward to discovering new music throughout my life, but I'll remain faithful and always in love with the music I grew up with - particularly music from about age 10 to 30.

Joanna G

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Dino not to be confused with mumbles...

Posted August 14, 2014
JB when I was a little kid they shoved electrodes up my ass and played Suothern US ROK.
The they had the temirity to question me.
1971

Dino not to be confused with reckons...

Posted August 14, 2014
I think it ws Tesla who said iof u give a man a hammer he will masturbate,
If you teach him how to make a hammer he will not understand

Halwes ducks in to say...

Posted August 15, 2014

Dino, Cool it. You are being a wanker. My advice is don't say anything about other people's kids because it will make people like me want to punch you. Your point about the current Palestinian genocide isn't even being well made. I'm sure that you could really put an intelligent view on the subject if you put your mind to it. Try it sober. There are criminal acts being perpetrated on both sides and children are being killed and maimed every day with the vast majority of them being Palestinian.

Dino not to be confused with ducks in to say...

Posted August 15, 2014
Punch me halwes.
I drew a moustache on the dality telegraph 'liftout about Elle.
Herad the dAmned?
Eloise?

Dino not to be confused with asserts...

Posted August 15, 2014
On mon cheiree!
You are an old hag.

Dino not to be confused with mumbles...

Posted August 15, 2014
OMG I met an old hag once.

Dino not to be confused with puts forth...

Posted August 15, 2014
BUt OMFG
I danced with Jessica at a concert!
No shit.

Dino not to be confused with ducks in to say...

Posted August 15, 2014
Iso cyanates.

Dino not to be confused with reckons...

Posted August 15, 2014
The damage is permanent.
Data file corupted.
Compiler fucked.

Dino not to be confused with is gonna tell you...

Posted August 15, 2014
Punckh ne holly.
Have ashor swordfisk.
Then die.

Dino not to be confused with mutters...

Posted August 15, 2014
Sorry Halle not Holy.
Black sluts in Bomnds movies don't belong.
Send them back to the holes.

Dino not to be confused with would have you know...

Posted August 15, 2014
OMG they got these black bastards to work the mines then they made one a President.
Keep the Coolies happy.
Give them some watermelon..

Dino not to be confused with swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted August 15, 2014
Andvanced Weapons reaearch,
1967.
I was rthere.

Halwes swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted August 16, 2014
What's your address?

Dino not to be confused with is gonna tell you...

Posted August 16, 2014
Ch ch chains

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Barnesm would have you know...

Posted August 14, 2014
Does this explain why Awesome Mix tape 1. from the Guardians of Galaxy is Number one album on the US Billboard charts?

Dino not to be confused with swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted August 14, 2014
Maybe Barnes,
If potential dfffre'ces are something.
What is pD?

NBlob is gonna tell you...

Posted August 18, 2014

Brigadier. I must be tactful as I'm typing this from the other side of the Pacific, but it may say a great deal about the differences between our great nations that while GotG soundtrack may be leading the US charts, The Might Mighty Hilltop Hoods lead Australia's charts.

http://www.ariacharts.com.au/chart/albums

I strongly recommend the track Cosby Sweater, featuring the line "pounding on Bush, like 70's porn." Double Plus gold I tells ya.

Also a side note, it is not proven that humans had evolved sufficient Larynx and hyoid bone to chant when Kahn Greybeard was a lad. He was probably more into the rhythmic beating of an Ass's jaw bone. or something.

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beeso is gonna tell you...

Posted August 15, 2014
Trolling Dr Yobbo aside, I think Spotify and its pals have really changed that mental block of only listening to the favs. Now i can drift through wormholes of "this is like what you are listening to", without having to drop serious coin to do so.

There is nothing like buying an album to discover that the rest of the album after the song you liked is trash to prevent you wanting to branch out.

pi mumbles...

Posted August 16, 2014
Spotify has changed me. I have a mammoth music collection that I effectively haven't touched since I got it. Hell most of the music I listen to is freely available anyway (mixes and such) but I STILL prefer to use spotify.

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sibeen is gonna tell you...

Posted August 15, 2014
For those who complain about what the yoff of today are listening to, what about educating them.

I have and my ten year old daughter's favourite song is Flannagans Ball by the Dropkick Murphys.

It may take time and patience, but young minds are easily molded.

pi asserts...

Posted August 16, 2014
My boy's favorite song is pump it by the black eyed peas.

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Aaron would have you know...

Posted August 15, 2014
Stuff like spot iffy allows you to discover like good radio stations allowed you to do. Before most of them got eff'd in the A by consultant driven. commercial radio. I am about to become a parent and if I can teach them anything, it's a hatred for commercial radio.

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Tom Lehrer profile

Posted April 10, 2014 into Music by John Birmingham

Buzzfeed has become a shorthand joke for everything wrong with online churnalism. But that's unfair. They do some great long form work. Including this piece on one of my favorite musical satirists, Tom Lehrer. His total canon consists of 37 songs, and yet he towers over the 20th Century, or at least that part of it concerned with musical satire.

If you're Lehrer fan you'll thank me for this link. If not, I pity you.

Lehrer then incorporated Lehrer Music, bought the rights to the record from Trans Radio, and began selling it by mail order through P.O. Box 121 at the Cambridge post office. He rented an empty room on the second floor of his rooming house, hired Harvard freshmen to help him with packing, and trudged down to the post office every Monday for months to send shipments.

By 1954 — when he was trying to avoid the draft by working for a defense contractor — he had sold 10,000 records. He had also quickly dissolved Lehrer Music, of which he was president, in December for “various reasons,” among them: “Certain stockholders objected to the president’s face.” He gave up and shipped off to Fort Meade in 1955, an early officer in the National Security Agency. (He is believed, during that time, to have invented vodka Jell-O shots.) By the end of the decade, he had sold 370,000 records.

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S.M. Stirling ducks in to say...

Posted April 11, 2014

"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" alone earned him deathless fame.

"I just make zem go up

Where zey come down

Zat's not my department

Says Wehrner von Braun

Nazi, Schmatzi, says Wehrner von Braun."

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w from brisbane would have you know...

Posted April 11, 2014

For more Tom Lehrer, there was a very good radio interview on Radio National's 'The Music Show' back in 2006. Unfortunately, now just the transcript is available. I listened to it live at the time. Tom was bubbly and engaged, which is not always the case as he can be a bit over talking about something he gave up 40 years ago. But this interview was fun and informative, Maybe the fact that the interviewer, Andrew Ford, is a doctor of music and a respected modern classical music composer helped pique Tom's interest, plus, as Tom plugs, his 3 CD boxed set had just come out.

Click on 'Show Transcript' on this page
http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/musicshow/tom-lehrer/3344656#transcript

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Bondiboy66 would have you know...

Posted April 11, 2014

My ex's mother was a big fan. And I one of my diggers in the Army knew most Tom Lehrer songs and would sing them at random times....mind you the same chap knew The Internationale also and happily sang it when playing enemy on excercise.

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Paul_Nicholas_Boylan asserts...

Posted April 11, 2014

When I was growing up in Chicago, every kid in my neighborhood knew the lyrics to all of these songs:

Be Prepared
Harvard Fight Song
I Hold Your Hand in Mine
Irish Ballad
Lobachevshy
Mlf Lullaby
My Home Town
National Brotherhood Week
New Math
Poisoning Pigeons in The Park
Pollution
Send The Marines
Smut
The Elements
The Irish Ballad
The Masochism Tango
The Old Dope Peddler
The Vatican Rag
We Will All Go Together when We Go
Wernher Von Braun
Who's Next?

Only now do I realize how odd that was.

damian puts forth...

Posted April 11, 2014

National Brotherhood Week in particular, for some reason, has been a central component in my concept of comparative religion for as long as I can remember. Also, Vatican Rag is still the core of my mental model for Catholicism.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted April 12, 2014

The Vatican Rag is musically funny, too, being a parody of Ragtime. Lehrer was not just a funny man, he was an amazing composer.

My personal favorites, at the top of my list, are The old Dope Peddler, I Hold Your Hand In Mine and the Harvard Football Fight Song.

Come on, chaps, fight for Harvard's glorious name.
Won't it be peachy if we win the game?
(oh, goody!)
Let's try not to injure them, but
Fight, fight, fight.
And do fight fiercely.
Fight, fight, fight.

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Guy mutters...

Posted April 11, 2014

When my Dad was young he had to smuggle a copy of Tom's record into his parents house as they didn't approve of this "awful man". When I was the same age we were performing Tom's songs in charity shows. They still make me smile.

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Bunyip ducks in to say...

Posted April 11, 2014

"... I often feel like a resident of Pompeii who has been asked for some humorous comments on lava.

F'ing golden. Ta JB.

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Ian Slinger swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted April 11, 2014

"If you're Lehrer fan you'll thank me for this link."

Thank you for that link.

My introduction to Tom Lehrer was unwittingly via The Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band in the 70's and the enthusiastic rendition of The Masochism Tango on their Australia album. They even did a rendition of it on an ancient ABC late night music program called Radio With Pictures where I seem to recall Microphone Mic Conway was beating other band members with a string of sausages. Good times.

It wasn't till years later that I joined the dots with other pieces of music and realised it was Tom Lehrer underlying them all. This article actually fills in a lot of the gaps.

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AuntyLou puts forth...

Posted April 11, 2014

Thank you so much JB. I needed this reminder. I was introduced to TL by a boyfriend's sister back in the 70's. I had a lovely friend from a very Catholic family that I introduced to "The Vatican Rag". She loved it so much that she took to to her youth group...thank Dog for young, hip priests who didn't nominate her for instant excommunication! I guess I love most how often TL songs are still relevant. My husband is a little bit sick of how often I sing the bit from "Send the Marines"..."then might makes right/ until they see the light/ they have to be protected/ all their rights protected/ 'til somebody we like can be elected!"

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Rob asserts...

Posted April 14, 2014

brillianrt, Must try and get a CD,

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Darth Greybeard mutters...

Posted April 15, 2014

Love Tom Lehrer. One of our favourite ways to traumatise the kids in their teens was for the Beloved and I to do a duet of The Masochism Tango. With props. Eventually they all learned to love Lehrer too. Can't wait to corrupt another generation.

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Heart Shaped Box

Posted March 23, 2014 into Music by John Birmingham

Been pondering a post on the most Gen X song ever. This isn't that post. But it's close and it came up during the research. I found this cool one-woman band via Esquire, of all places. Maybe it's just the bottle of cheap proscesso I drank, but this may be the coolest thing ever. Or at least tonight.

Definitely tonight.

As Esquire says: Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box:

... captures a certain kind of lethargic, mid-'90s teenage angst so well that unfortunately it forever bears the distinction of sounding exactly like an entire record store (remember those?) collectively rolling their eyes at you. Yet it's still a pretty great song, and it's basically uncoverable without sounding trite, overdone, or insincere.

But it has now been covered by a Hawaii-born, Lawrence, Kansas-based one-woman-band who goes by Kawehi. And what she manages to do with the song (and one large bottle of red wine, apparently) is nuanced and big and, hey, not trite, overdone or insincere.

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Jacques Stahl mutters...

Posted March 23, 2014

Yes, agree, very nicely done.

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Murphy would have you know...

Posted March 24, 2014

Wait, wait, wait . . . hold on.

She was born in Hawaii and moved to KANSAS?

What.

The.

Fuck?

Why?

Who willingly makes a choice to go to Kansas if you aren't already next to it?

Baffled,

Murph

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SZF mutters...

Posted March 24, 2014

I'd go for the sweet (and enhanced!) Fujita scale.

I'd STAY for the portal to an endless supply of flying monkeys.

Murphy swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted March 24, 2014

The monkeys are a myth.

But there are plenty of the walking kind, they run a local business called Commerce Bank.

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BigWillieStyle asserts...

Posted March 24, 2014

As do I, PNB. Might assist me the next time I watch a baseball game on TV. One of your Big City Franchises played Another Big City Franchise in Sydney over the weekend. The biggest cheers came when one of the batter men hit a foul?/fowl? baseball into the crowd. In between times, the crowd was in some sort of induced coma.

Is this really what you people do for fun over there?

Lulu asserts...

Posted March 24, 2014

BWS, baseball always seemed to me like the US version of test cricket, just over one day instead of five.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan puts forth...

Posted March 24, 2014

Baseball is always better while drinking lots and lots of beer (which is ALWAYS served during games).

I want some of that proscesso for its apparent eurphoric effects.

SZF would have you know...

Posted March 24, 2014

I'd hardly call the Diamondbacks a "Big City Franchise"...and the cheers are for when the punter in the crowd catches the foul ball. Just like at the cricket when someone hits a 6...

A bunch of us went along yesterday but even as a serious baseball fan I'll admit it wasn't the greatest of games until the 9th when things got a little interesting.

Still, it's the only time I've ever seen "the wave" go through the Members. That got a pretty serious cheer.

BigWillieStyle has opinions thus...

Posted March 24, 2014

@SFZ

Phoenix isn't a big city?

SZF puts forth...

Posted March 24, 2014

Not in a baseball sense (comparatively speaking)

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan puts forth...

Posted March 25, 2014

SZF is correct. Phoenix is a teeny, tiny little city with a teeny, tiny little baseball team that rarely wins because they are so teeny tiny and cannot prevail against the giants. Or the red sox.

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Pete mumbles...

Posted March 24, 2014

Drums, she doesn't do percussion at all well, too bad that ... Asamatteroffact Robert Fripp had a drummer on one of his albums that made such a poor show of it the album credited had him as Johnny No Good, looks like he got work in Kansas.

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Posted March 24, 2014

A bit twee. Saw that gadget she uses demonstrated on Spicks and Specks a few years back. Its basically a Casio keyboard thing with facility for recording and playback on multiple loops. Probably the sort of thing Gotcha would use for dubbing his nursery rhyme rip offs.

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Murphy has opinions thus...

Posted March 24, 2014

I'm actually listening to the track now.

Yeah, you probably have to move to Kansas to find that level of existential angst needed for a decent cover.

Still, why Kansas? WTF?

Respects,

Murph

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w from brisbane mutters...

Posted March 24, 2014

She and her husband do not want a 'real' job. They just want to do music. They lived in L.A. for years. Very wearing with a neglible income. Hubby found somewhere more affordable. One problem, it's in Kansas. She had never been there. She really likes it.

Murphy mumbles...

Posted March 24, 2014

Anyone check her meds lately?

I'm serious.

w from brisbane asserts...

Posted March 24, 2014

Youtube actually has a real estate video for the Black Lodge Recording Studio they purchased.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OYKlJbkrbo

Oh dear, am I stalking now?

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Rob asserts...

Posted March 24, 2014

Nirvana were never a band I warmed to properly. I was there man, I was there at their only NZ concert, I had dreadlocks, which I wore with my leather jacket and track pants. I hung around with bands who played 'grunge'. What amazed me about Nirvana was suddenly all the music I liked, music which I previously got beaten up for, and harrassed about by fellow students, workmates, teachers etc, was suddenly popular and on TV every week. It was disturbing, my private rebellion laid bare and marketed to 12 year olds.

I met Mudhoney a few years before when they played Auckland and it was honestly the best concert I have ever been to. The Mudhoney guys told us that Nirvana were the band to watch, but to me they weren't. Mudhoney were the best of that batch of artists. Although I would love to hear someone rework 'Falling in and out of Grace'. but I can always make do with Richard Cheese doing Nirvana.

Bondiboy66 puts forth...

Posted March 24, 2014

I saw Mudhoney just last month (mates band played support, and he got me on the door!). They are still a fabulous band live. You know the bass player is an Aussie?

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Surtac mutters...

Posted March 24, 2014

Hey. I really liked that ... and I'm way to old to be her target audience. Still.

Heading off now to listen to the Boss and Tom Morello do their loud version of The Ghost of Tom Joad. I can see that becoming a new Oz anthem under an Abbott government. Sad but true, imnsho.

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yankeedog puts forth...

Posted March 24, 2014

I prefer this Nirvana song, covered by Nirvana.

Seems the original late '60's band Nirvana, from Britain, did a song by Seattle's own. Yeah, the original filed suit against Cobain and Co. for name infringement. Got settled amicably, though-which is a bit unusual for bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SNhYrUnUCg

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Not all bands hate streaming

Posted January 17, 2014 into Music by John Birmingham

The headliners and mid-list acts have good reasons to be wary of it. But most bands are not headliners and midlisters, as this guy points out here at the Drowned in Sound blog. (Doffs cap to @willfrancis for the link magic).

Young bands know there's no money in it, they're not stupid. It's just that there's no money in anything else either, so why should there be any money in Spotify? And hey, the tiny royalty beats the big fat zero you get from torrents, Soundcloud and everything else out there. Small bands can't cash 'exposure' in at the bank. And they know this. Bandcamp is helpful, sure, but then again so is Spotify in some respects. Arguments about powerful, megalomaniac companies don't mean much to a class of bands and artists that don't have the management, label, agent, or press team working for them to generate the big bucks...

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Yes, it certainly seems like more and more people are streaming, but that's just one side of an industry evolving - it doesn't mean we should all throw our CDs away and burn down record stores. If you're a band, or a label, or a manager, and you're worried about things like streaming cannibalizing your record sales, then there are ways around it which don't involve cutting off your nose to spite your face. You don't have to upload everything to Spotify if you don't want - maybe a Spotify only 'best of', or a trimmed down EP/ mini album version of your latest record might win a few new fans whilst trying to maintain a balance between royalties and sales. There'll always be the new - the mp3s, the streaming, the apps, but there'll always be room for the old - the cassettes, the vinyl, the t-shirts. It's these cycles and contradictions that make this industry what it is: An absolute mess, but a glorious one.

It's also a very fragmented one. You can't talk about Katy Perry in the same breath as Crash of Rhinos (for example) - what works for her, might not work for them, and vice versa. Spotify might by amazing for a rock band from Derby, but not for a pop singer from America. There is no right or wrong in this debate, but there are choices. If you don't like the idea of Spotify, don't engage with it. It's fine. If fan would rather stream, then that's cool too. There's a whole musical landscape out there that has absolutely fuck all to do with the internet as well. This obsession with data, and streaming, and Facebook... just go outside tonight and see a band in a pub. Go on. Do it. That's where these bands are, and that's where they've always been. The internet is important, sure, but in the end, so is existing in the 3D world, not just the 2D one.

I've been streaming a lot this week, being locked in the deadline dungeon.

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Blarkon ducks in to say...

Posted January 17, 2014

An endless stream of talent that plays for thruppence in a few local pubs for a few years before settling down into jobs as accountants because systems of legal music distribution can never compete with "free".

If you're really good at something - you deserve to be paid for it. The idea that "artists shouldn't get paid for their work" is about as valid as saying "IT people who tend web servers, answer help desk calls, and fix computers shouldn't get paid for thier work".

pi swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted January 17, 2014

"IT people who tend web servers, answer help desk calls, and fix computers shouldn't get paid for thier work".

They call them blogs these days.

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ShaneAlpha puts forth...

Posted January 17, 2014

It's much, much harder making money playing live then it was until the late 90's.

In Queensland, pre-pokies, pubs put on bands, people came to listen and drink. The bands would tour up and down the coast all year, with about a fortnight off after each circuit. It was good for the bands as they got paid and had the chance to work on thier music and see what worked and what didn't.

Then pubs found that they could just use a DJ and get the same numbers of punters. And venues at one stage became so adverse to taking a chance on new music would only use cover or concept bands.(I was in Sydney in the late 90s and wanted to go and see a band, there were 19 concept bands playing and only 2 that might have been original.)

Then pokies became legal. All the stages were torn out, and the rooms filled with pokies. Now the venues are relatively few and the competition among bands is fierce.

pi would have you know...

Posted January 17, 2014

QLD used to have an awesome music scene. The place where I met my partner, with a great pub band called Piston Broke were playing in Hamilton, is now a pokie room. It wasn't streaming music that made that happen.

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pi puts forth...

Posted January 17, 2014

I love my spotify. As soon as I found it I got the premium version at $11 a month. Since then I have barely even touched my quite massive music collection. The only time I now use the music collection is when I download from soundcloud and put it on my phone.

With Soundcloud and Spotify I now get every single part of my music legitimately.

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pi mumbles...

Posted January 17, 2014

It's literally mind-boggling the stuff you can get through soundcloud and spotify these days. This is a mid-tier EDM artist that one of my faves right now.

https://soundcloud.com/mat_zo

His entire album at the top of the list, with commentary. Album is available through spotify, and also in bricks and mortar shops. These guys just play records dude. Well... they write them, but tens of thousands of people every week pay to see them live.

Music isn't dying. Artists aren't dying. Record companies are dying. Not the same thing.

Lobes asserts...

Posted January 18, 2014

Wow I just bought his album off iTunes. One of the first times Ive done that. Still, I'm happy with paying, its a quality album.

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pi ducks in to say...

Posted January 17, 2014

Last contribution... I promise...

https://torrentfreak.com/how-to-kill-the-music-industry-090227/

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Dino not to be confused with swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted January 17, 2014

Fuck it I buy hard Copy.

On an aside I read today that Bolty is of Dutch Extraction.

I have family that are Dutch. And one of the most beautiful people I have ever met is Dutch.

But OMFG do I have ammunition now.

I am giggling in anticipation.

Say hello to 457(Cori).

Lost in Space he is...

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Barnesm is gonna tell you...

Posted January 18, 2014

"Crash of Rhinos" I am sure there is one Cheeseburger would be interested in this.

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Rob ducks in to say...

Posted January 18, 2014

If someone would like to support my art practice my etsy shop is open right now.

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Jarrod puts forth...

Posted January 20, 2014

Hmmm, this has echos of "Just pay for the damn app".

The record industry was a blip in time where thanks to copyright law and technology we had large companies controlling the distribution of recorded music making rather large profits. Historically musicians made money by playing and touring, the development of technology to record music meant that all of a sudden yu could make money without the hard yakka of touring.

Of course the internet has destroyed that business model (like so many others in the media). In many respect recorded music is not simply advertising for artists who make thier real money out of tours.

It is still possible to succeed in the music industry. Calvin Harris was "discovered" giving away his stuff on MySpace (remember Myspace) but now makes his living as a producer/DJ and occasional recording artist.

The business model has changed but good music and good musicians will still succeed and probably without the bloated parasites of record companies hoovering up royalties at the expense of the artists

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