With half a billion dollars. Or not:
Maybe the pile of unpaid bills on the kitchen bench isn't getting any smaller. Maybe you only half-fill the petrol tank to save on burning fuel driving the weight of a full tank around. Maybe, like me, you have on occasion resorted to shamelessly feeding yourself from the free samples at the supermarket on a Saturday morning.
But by god, if Lucky Phil can pull this off, so can we. And unlike the real crooks, who are all listed on the stock exchange, we won't hide our well-gotten gains in some shady offshore account. We'll put it on the keycard, openly, honestly. All 600 million dollars of it.
Because, you know, wow.