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Writing update

Posted June 9 into Writing by John Birmingham

I've finally been making some progress on Paris after a month of distraction by publishing commitments – some of them mine, some occasioned by the launch of How to Be a Writer. I would say the manuscript will be ready in two weeks, but in one week I'll hit the wall of school holidays, and hit it hard. So probably not.

However, I'm in a pretty good space at the moment. I've learned a lot from the launch of Cairo and both of the Hooper ebooks. I continue to study the industry, the market and increasingly the craft. I haven't spent a lot of time thinking about writing the last 10 or 15 years. I've mostly just been doing it and paying the bills. But having to rebuild the business has forced me to rethink it.

As part of that, I've been reading a book recommended by Ms Girlclumsy, Save the Cat, (Amazon link) by Blake Snyder, a screenwriter. (Sadly, he passed away in 2009. This makes me very sad).

I'm not about to turn my pen to screenwriting. That's not a skill I have or plan to acquire. But structure, character, and the revealing of character through action, these are the superpowers of the screenwriter, and well worth studying for their own sake. So I have been.

I have also been studying the e-book industry, of course. One of the arcane magics which most intrigued me is the idea of building a story to sell to particular readers. Some call it writing to market, some call it pre-optimisation, some call it selling out. I think the last is bullshit. Every storyteller wants to be heard. Every band wants to play to a full house.

I've had a couple of ideas for books floating around for years, but because they didn't align with the interests of my trade publishers I was never able to do anything about them. Revisiting some of these ideas, having learned the lessons of the last 12 months, I find myself more excited by the prospect of writing than I have been in a long, long time. In the last month or so, as I hurried from one commitment to another I've worked up ideas for half a dozen novels, none of which I would have been able to sell in the past. They weren’t the Axis of Time. They didn't revisit The Disappearance. The Dave was not involved.

Some of them were ideas for quite conventional thrillers, and I don't sell conventional. Others were closer to my original genre work, but not close enough for the business plans of risk averse trade publishers.

None of that matters any more. If I want to write these things, I'm going to write these things. Put them out there with my name on, with another name on, in any form I want. And the hell of it is, I'm pretty sure I'll sell a lot of them, because they're good stories that people will want to read.

I'd love to lay them out here for you to see, but that would be foolish. So I'm just going to get back to my keyboard, finish Paris, restart the main sequence of Axis, and very quietly keep pushing forward of these new books. They could be in the world of real things very soon.

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insomniac is gonna tell you...

Posted June 9
Writing to market is more like a loss leader than selling out. You'd use those books to drive people to your other worlds. Not that it would necessarily run at a loss; more the idea.
Maybe people would buy Axis etc before realising they didn't really want to buy them. It was funny looking at Ben Pobjie's other books on Amazon, one being The Guide to Handy Latin Phrases, where people bought it solely on the name hoping to learn conversational Latin. Boy were they upset.

John Birmingham is gonna tell you...

Posted June 9
I cannot but help ROFLing at that story about Handy Latin Phrases.

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Murphy_of_Missouri asserts...

Posted June 9
Scribble madly, mad man. Scribble.

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Therbs has opinions thus...

Posted June 9
Do you have dibs on Leviathan or does it belong to publishers? In a few years after Barangaroo is finished, public housing in The Rocks sold off and new tram tracks built there'd be strong material for an updated edition. Competing monied interests, public opposition and the big money winners. I'd like to see some of those winners don the old 18th Century Marines uniform to show things don't change that much in the Emerald City.

John Birmingham ducks in to say...

Posted June 9
The rights are still with Random House. I'd happily look at an update, but I'd have to be living in Sydney to do it.

Halwes swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 9
I loved Leviathan and think that an update would be great fun however I'm not sure how commercially viable it would be. Hopefully very, especially with the rise of the historical crime tv series. The changing face of crime in Sydney would also be of great interest to me. I've been reading a lot lately. I got to 55 and decided that there were a lot of books that I needed to read before it was too late. And then my mad girlfriend gave me Ozzy Osbournes autobiography to read and that was the end of any intelligent reading agenda that I may have had! I think that writers need constant experience, some of the best bits of Leviathan are when you lived on the street at the cross, which is hard to get when there are bills to be paid and deadlines to meet. So come to the Territory and immerse yourself in squalor, government waste and corruption for a while ! Ozzys autobiography is hilarious by the way.

KreepyKrawly has opinions thus...

Posted June 9
How about one on Brisbane (not just the sharehousing scene)... that should be good one.... Plus, you don't have to move. ß-D

Halwes swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 9
Off topic but our PM finally admitted the seas are rising ( happening in the north of Australia very quickly now ) and that big storms are imminent. This is a big deal. Maybe it paves the way for new thinking. Tempting to dismiss it cynically I know, and for sure the deniers are in full control of everything for at least the next 6 years, but maybe this time we can get it right. Most of getting it right I suspect will be generating enough greenhouse gasses to sink a planet producing enough concrete to make dams and sea walls. Does anyone here remember the old Bronte baths / change rooms and the storm that took that away? I only saw the aftermath.

Halwes is gonna tell you...

Posted June 14
I think every Australian should have watched Four Corners this week. Re refugees from Syria

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Rhino puts forth...

Posted June 9
This is the kind of thing I love about The Burger ... a look under the hood of how it all works. Devoured "How to be a Writer" in one sitting the other day.

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DarrenBloomfield is gonna tell you...

Posted June 9
internet = narrowcasting

love the interweb.

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Rick has opinions thus...

Posted June 9
Any free copies available for struggling writers ?

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ShaneAlpha reckons...

Posted June 9
Don't forget editing the Dave fan-fic too!

Those voracious bloody readers must be fed and some tasty morsels written by suckers, I mean budding authors, can just hit the spot when your authoring finger things get a bit too sore and you feel like curling up with a largish rum and something to edit/throw out the window.

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jl asserts...

Posted June 9
That's what drew me to indie publishing- damn the publishers, you can publish your own story in the way you want to do it. Write, John, write!

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pi is gonna tell you...

Posted June 9
This makes me happy.

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McKinneyTexas ducks in to say...

Posted June 10
"restart the main sequence of Axis"

Como? Que paso'? Did I miss something? What are you doing with Axis? Of all of your work, AoT stands out for the canvass on which the story was told, the research, the fine details, etc.

I still remember grabbing WoC in an airport somewhere, starting it and not stopping until I finished it. And then rereading it. And then stalking your ass on the internet until I landed at the Burger. I agree with Rhino, those were some mighty fine times.

So what is up with AoT? And why haven't I been asked to plot the story arc? Shit, I've had that one ready to go since forever.

John Birmingham mutters...

Posted June 10
As soon as Stalin's Hammer is wrapped, I'm going back to do the Invasion of Hawaii as a standalone novel. Full length.

GhostSwirv reckons...

Posted June 20
Didn't the Japanese try that once?

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Surtac would have you know...

Posted June 10
Interesting to note the relative freedom I'm 'hearing' in your posts recently. To mix a couple of metaphors it sounds like you're feeling both unshackled and now largely free of the log-jam of traditional publishing.

Just an obversation.

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Blarkon puts forth...

Posted June 10
I remember reading an article that analyzed a number of recent scripts and they all fell into the "Save the Cat" paradigm - the problem being that because everyone was using it, studios were starting to look at it as problematic.

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rick stieg reckons...

Posted June 14
Having just read the she/seawolf Smith girls sagas again, How 'bout a Left Coast/pacifica set of stories to continue the glow?

Harry Turtl***** did an "Invasion of Hawaii" gig a few years ago-betcha you can come up with 'better'.

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Steve O mutters...

Posted June 18
Any plans on fleshing out A Captain of The Gate?

I really enjoyed!

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Phillip Marlowe and Han Solo as character archetypes

Posted June 6 into Writing by John Birmingham

Introduced Thomas to Raymond Chandler this morning. Or rather to Chandler’s famous essay about the private detective as archetype. We were discussing favourite characters over breakfast at Brown Dog and I was trying to explain how all characters, in the end, are the same but different. They match certain archetypes.

I googled up Chandler’s famous ‘Mean Streets’ quote:

“Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero; he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be, to use a rather weathered phrase, a man of honor—by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world.

“He will take no man’s money dishonestly and no man’s insolence without a due and dispassionate revenge. He is a lonely man and his pride is that you will treat him as a proud man or be very sorry you ever saw him.

“The story is this man’s adventure in search of a hidden truth, and it would be no adventure if it did not happen to a man fit for adventure. If there were enough like him, the world would be a very safe place to live in, without becoming too dull to be worth living in.”

He read it, grudgingly, and then I asked whether that description of an archetypal 1940s detective could apply to, say, Han Solo. (Spoiler, of course it can). The only point of departure is the matter of honesty. Solo would of course take a dishonest dollar from another rogue, but I don’t think he’d take one off an innocent. His need might tempt him, but his pride would not let him.

Character archetypes are much on my thoughts at the moment as I plot out not just The Cruel Stars but a couple of other projects. Chandler’s knight errant of the mean streets is not the only character type, of course. There are others. But I’ve always thought that short description captures one very particular type of hero very well.

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Jim is gonna tell you...

Posted June 6
Jack Reacher (obviously not the Cruise version) fits in with this

Dick mumbles...

Posted June 6
My thoughts exactly.

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Lulu has opinions thus...

Posted June 6
I've always loved Chandler & Marlowe.

And despite the (ahem!) plot tangles, I think the classic film of The Big Sleep captured that same heroic scrappiness. It helped that Marlowe was played by Bogart.

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GhostSwirv has opinions thus...

Posted June 6

The similarities between the American archetype heroes of Marlowe, Reacher and Solo are manifest ... such as, when in doubt have the Millennium Falcon burst through a Sun flare all guns blazing to end the conflict with the bad guys pronto so Han Solo can get back home to a drink.

GhostSwirv ducks in to say...

Posted June 6

Of course when I say 'home for a drink' ... its code for 'nail the Princess!'

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Barnesm would have you know...

Posted June 6
I am always amazed when I reread Chandler that one of the few items that jar me out of thinking it is contemporary story is when the prices for things are quoted.

It is only this that shakes me free, not the characters/or archetypes, or the betrayals or the self serving villains or noble heroes or the indifferent cruelty of the dominate businessmen.

of course Captain Malcolm Reynolds is even more a Chanldleresque hero.

"he read it, grudgingly' yeah, I hear you with that challenge.

of course the whole cyberpunk genre is full of these heroes. Though for a while the seem to be called anti-heroes. Io9 had a piece on this trend. Can't insert the hyperlink but it can be found here http://io9.gizmodo.com/383876/why-do-anti-heroes-rule-science-fiction.

Funnily enough I am re-reading Altered Carbon in preparation for the upcoming adaptation.

jl swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 6
Altered Carbon is a great book/concept. I hadn't realized there was an adaptation pending- cool that you mentioned that, I'll have to see it.

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FormerlyKnownAsSimon asserts...

Posted June 6
Would Lucas' characters be classified as archetypes or cliches? The cynical in me would say the latter, pooping on his legacy because . . . . well, i'm a petulant consumer dognabbit!

Barnesm mumbles...

Posted June 6
Clictype or Arches?

FormerlyKnownAsSimon ducks in to say...

Posted June 7
Clictype: This lovable rogue won't kill baddies due to a high sense of self worth. You won't believe what happens next

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Blarkon ducks in to say...

Posted June 6
I think "Force Awakens" repaints Solo in a very different light. He's basically a schmuck. In the original trilogy you may get the impression he's a badass. But he's in hoc to a gangster for dumping cargo. His ship really doesn't work all that well. He completely fluffs the raid on the shield generator. By TFA Leia even says that he's no help whatsoever except once when he helped Luke out with the Death Star. The rest of the movie has one character saying that there was no one left in the galaxy for him to successfully con because he was so rubbish at it. He even completely bollocksed up being a parent to the point where his kid massacred all the other kids at the Jedi academy and, even then, when he tries to get his kid to come back, completely misreads the situation and ends up with a lightsaber through the chest.

Han Solo is like Fonzie. Seems cool until you think about it. Then you realize that Fonzie is a guy in his 20's whose office is a toilet used by teenagers at a fast food joint.

Therbs mutters...

Posted June 7
Usually the Marlowe archetype has to be good at his job, or 'calling' and fairly smart. Solo ain't too bright and as you point out his efforts are generally half arsed. I'm surprised Leis's scooby gang didn't secretly conspire to not rescue him from the carbonite. "Yeah, leave the idiot there. They can use him as a life size popsicle version of himself." It was probably that stupid howling brown flocati rug which made them do it.

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insomniac mutters...

Posted June 6
and the Pile O'Shame grows ever higher

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Blake mumbles...

Posted June 6
Working my way through 'Rouges' and anthology of shorts put together by George RR Martin & Gardner Dozois. Mr Martin makes a pretty strong case for the general love of the Rogue archetype in the intro. (he very articulatately voices the audible intro, i'm not sure why it suprises me that he would be so articulate...i might have to read those books at some point).

Its interesting in the way so many authors and genre's take on the archetype. Not everyones Rougue is a variation on Han Solo.
Joe R. Lansdale's Hap is very much the Marlowe archetype albeit less of a loner... the concept of western noir has blown my mind.... I'm going to have to go do some follow up reading on a pile of these authors.

Conversely Gillian Flynn's rougue is far from that model, but she revels in the shorter story, a lot less drag on the turnings of the mind fuck than in Gone Girl.

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damian mutters...

Posted June 7

I think I have mentioned James Crumley here before when we were talking about book club nights (whatever happened to that anyway?). I can't recommend his novels highly enough, especially to this crowd. Suggest The Mexican Tree Duck as a starting place (the older ones are more rambling). The others have some great, great lines though.



On Chandler, I'd like to think one would do better to read The Big Sleep before Chandler's writing about himself (or if you want that, make it The Long Goodbye). The reason is that when you come across a sequence like the following for the very first time, you should have the opportunity to have your own thoughts about it:



"I looked down at the chessboard. The move with the knight was wrong. I put it back where I had moved it from. Knights had no meaning in this game. It wasn't a game for knights.”


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The importance of adjectives

Posted May 5 into Writing by John Birmingham

This Call of Duty ad copy just isn't as good without them. In fact, it makes almost no fucking sense at all.

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Nocturnalist mumbles...

Posted May 5
What about the dakka? Is there moar dakka?

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dweeze swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted May 5
I fixed it for ya:

Call of Duty: Infinite FKN Warfare puts uninspired storytelling in a turgindly strained narrative. Infinity Ward (sic) breaks no new ground by exploring dead weight and its myriad responsibilities. In a time of little adversity, the unfortunate player, as listless Captain of their broken warship, must take command against an indifferent enemy. Dumb ass soldiers are thrust into hilarious circumstances that will test their crossfit training and reveal their alphanumeric character as they learn to lead and make stupid decisions necessary to valiantly achieve pointless victory. The dull and repetitive game also introduces bland environments, craptacular weaponry and worthless abilities to Call of Duty. The tedious campaign -from soporific combat to insipid fighters - occurs as an unstimulating experience with epic loading times and delivers 7-11 franchise moments that
imbecilic, naive and simpleminded fans love.

John Birmingham ducks in to say...

Posted May 5
Hmm, this does read a lot better.

Rob has opinions thus...

Posted May 5
Craptacular!

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Lulu has opinions thus...

Posted May 5
This is what happens when accountants use Google translate.

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Barnesm is gonna tell you...

Posted May 5
I've never played Call of Duty, this is the first time I've been tempted because it has spaceships.

Am I the kind of gamer that is the reason they are doing this?

Hope not, I'm hanging out for some No Man's Sky action.

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Rob reckons...

Posted May 5
OMG OMG OMG, jumps up and down in an over excited stupid way. COD:MW is being upgraded to HD and remastered! I don't give a flying fuck about grammar rules, wordage, spoilage, Rogue One and Disney Princesses. I'm going to go 3 grenade crazy perk followed up with suicide bombs, when you step over my lifeless digitised corpse. My PC is glowing red , waiting for November to come around.

Barnesm mutters...

Posted May 5
and of course they pull this crap for people who want the remastered game.

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/05/you-cant-play-the-remastered-modern-warfare-without-buying-the-new-call-of-duty/

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Aaron puts forth...

Posted May 5
They're good fun and as a parent now they appeal more than they used too because you can get straight into the action as opposed to say civilisation which requires many many glorious hours of world dominating goodness. Sigh...

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Therbs mutters...

Posted May 5
Off topic but Stalin's Hammer:Cairo is up on Amazon.

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w from brisbane mumbles...

Posted May 5
That is weird. Even the first sentence, 'puts storytelling into a narrative. that's like saying, 'Our bakery puts cakemaking into a cake'.

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Murphy_of_Missouri reckons...

Posted May 6
Reads like a failed history student's sad attempt at an essay.

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Cairo to production

Posted April 13 into Writing by John Birmingham

Just sent off the manuscript and artwork to the guy who does my formatting. Don't know when I'll get the files back, but he is pretty quick. For him it's just process work.

It'll take me a day to read and do a final check, another day to get any changes taken in. On this schedule I doubt I'll have a book to send out before Friday, but it might drop over the weekend.

I plan to give this one away for at least a week, simply to drive subscriptions to the mailing list. When I've squeezed it dry for that purpose it'll go into the online bookstores for sale. Probably at US $3.99.

After that, the rubber meets the road. Both Hooper novellas drop in May. Paris in June/July. The full length Dave book, Stronghold, in Aug/September.

It'll be a damned close thing, I tell you. I'm running on vapour here. I've had to take apart my business (and I've had it taken apart for me) and now I see whether the new machine I've built can replace the old one.

I'm pretty sure it can, but I got some dark and scary fucking paths to walk before I'm done.

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Surtac ducks in to say...

Posted April 13

Huzzah. Very much looking forward to it.


ntwinter puts forth...

Posted April 15
Huzzah indeed! Pleased to hear that cry elsewhere. My work mates think me slightly odd when I suddenly shout out HUZZAH!! when something finally goes right for me at the office :)Very much looking forward to more of JB's worlds to get lost in.

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insomniac mumbles...

Posted April 13
It seems you are loading everything on to the front end. Is that an attempt to test it to see if it breaks, or do you want it to become self-sustaining asap? so you can focus on longer term things like The Cruel Stars.

John Birmingham puts forth...

Posted April 13
There's a bunch of reasons, Insomniac. Partly it's just necessity. I got pretty badly butt-fucked by one of my publishers last year. It left me in a hole financially, a big one, and I need to dig myself out. But there's also a first-mover element. What I'm doing by building a hybrid indie/trade publishing business is the unavoidable future, and I want to get out ahead of the change. But first, I got wolves at the door and they're hungry.

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Gutz ducks in to say...

Posted April 13
Curse them wolves!! By the sounds of it curse said publisher! I hope they are no longer enjoying the fruits of your relentless toiling. Unknown legal proceedings aside (that may or may not prevent you from naming this publisher) so i can avoid spending a zac with them, count me the boycotting type!
My fav author screwed over maketh not happy come quick for this black duck.

John Birmingham asserts...

Posted April 13
Much appreciated, guv.

JG asserts...

Posted April 13
Well said, Gutz. Howdare said publisher shaft you, JB. May they sit on nettles and other assorted thorns.
Speaking of sharks, am moving back to Bris. Rents at GC increasing too much. Thanks, upcoming Comm Games.
Anyway, shall also boycott that publisher, should you make them public, JB.
Your martial arts have stood you in good stead because, instead of sitting, sulking, you fight on, and better, have established your own independent publishing empire. Huzzah, squire!

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NBlob puts forth...

Posted April 13
One imagines bunnies around the big table with SWOT analyses, grant charts & pivot tables. Others poring over 3D schematics of the spooky blue glowing AI.
Is it a captains call ? Or a collaborative and collegiate decision.
I'm pretty confident the AI can handle the load you made a good choice going up-spec there. But have you considered the mineral water coolant-pool (grotto) may not have sufficient thermal-mass to soak up the additional heat. It wouldn't do to have your bunnies pile engineers or the pile over-heating.

HAVOCK21 reckons...

Posted April 14
where the fkn sand table and string grid lines??? ffsakes!

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David S. asserts...

Posted April 13
No worries JB, we, your loyal followers, will be right there behind you in this time of danger, saying "Thank Christ on a stick it's not me!"

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Murphy_of_Missouri mutters...

Posted April 13
Man, I pretty much live on that planet where the wolves are at the door.

This will work, John. You've done the research, you know the market and your readers. You've got a solid following, and best of all, a steady track record. I think the readers, Old Guard and New, will rise like a flood.

Soon that gold plated hovercraft will be in action again.

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DarrenBloomfield mumbles...

Posted April 13
Yeah, I reckon it will work too. Good call re the first mover advantage. Yeah, I'm the boycotting type too. So you know, hint hint.
Bon chance. You'll always be able to rely on me parting with my folding stuff for words you string together. Keep "writing for food" sir!


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Surtac would have you know...

Posted April 14

Happy to support a boycott as well.

Also, I think there has been enough info dropped in recent thread discussions to suggest who the guilty party is <nod> <wink> etc. A little bit of data mining around here should lead others to the conclusion I've reached.

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NBlob swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted April 14
for the first time in my memory there is No Birmo to be had @ Bne international airport. I usually entertain myself for half an hour putting JB's latest at eye level in 4 or 5 different categories. Wymmns Ishoos always cracks me up, covering 'All Pete are Eevil' with some 'splodey. But there is no stock with which to do so. This business plan better be giving me something to work with soon

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Don Bagert would have you know...

Posted April 15
Is it Friday in Australia yet? LOL j/k

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Turlogh Dubh O'Brien puts forth...

Posted April 15
Remember that scene in "A Bronx Tale" when the kid gets ripped off and Sonny tells him to look at it as costing him $20 to get rid of a scumbag from his life? That's basically what happened to you on a larger scale, but think of it just the same. Lesson learned and you are wiser and stronger for it. Can't wait for Cairo and the rest!

John Birmingham mutters...

Posted April 15
I find your argument compelling. I may just subscribe to your pamphlet.

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Halwes puts forth...

Posted April 15
A suggestion for a book title may be " Down and Out in Brisbane and Toowoomba". I'm sure Eric wont mind. "We of the sinking middle class may sink without further struggles into the working class where we belong, and probably when we get there it will not be so dreadful as we feared, for, after all, we have nothing to lose."

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Don Bagert ducks in to say...

Posted April 17
Just downloaded it - thank you!!!

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After Action Report. Stalin's Hammer: Rome

Posted April 8, 2016 into Writing by John Birmingham

Just had a rather brilliant idea. It has been bugging the shit out of me that I don't control the IP for Stalin's Hammer: Rome. It makes a lot of cool things impossible. For instance, I would make the book permanently free if I could, and include a link to the signup page for the mailing list. I would certainly make it free to channel readers towards the later books in the series when they come out. And of course if I controlled the IP I could release the entire series as a box set or even a paperback.

But I don't control it. Pan Macmillan has the rights locally and have already made it clear they will not give them up. Del Rey/Random House control the US market and although they might be talked into reverting the rights to me, I don't want to distract them from The Cruel Stars.
How then to deal with the fact I don't control the first book in the series?

Partly, I've addressed it by writing the first couple of chapters of Cairo as a recap. But that's not enough. It's still bugging me that some readers will come to this series without having read Rome. And I don't want to have them spend more money buying the first book, especially since I get no real benefit from it. (Writing e-books for trade publishers is a mug's game).

But I just had a Eureka moment. If and when I do a box set or a paperback I can do it without Rome by including an After Action Report, formatted as an intelligence file, at the start of the bundled collection. I could even call the file name 'Stalin's Hammer' and the station source 'Rome'. In the form of an AAR by the Section 6 station chief in Rome, or his CIA counterpart, it would be a summary of everything that happened in the first book.

I am disgracefully pleased with this idea.

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HAVOCK21 would have you know...

Posted April 8, 2016
you do have your moments, not many, but yes, this just might well be one such event. In fact, I'll now tag it as such!

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jason mumbles...

Posted April 8, 2016
Who would have thought, someone who works in a creative industry for a living having an idea how to creatively change a situation. Where is my sarcasm emoji.

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insomniac puts forth...

Posted April 8, 2016
Now all you have to do is keep it under your hat so your publishers have no idea.

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Surtac ducks in to say...

Posted April 8, 2016

Oh, you have to do this.

Especially after describing the Emergence release fiasco in the kickstarter thread. I thought books intended for a Xmas release dropped in early December at the latest.

Anyway, I'm sure that you don't need reminding that revenge is a dish best served cold.

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DarrenBloomfield asserts...

Posted April 8, 2016
Sounds devious enough that it might just work. But at the risk of being The Black Hat in this discussion - you'd get legal advice first, right? I mean, if YOU owned the IP, and I wrote a book and included said AAR, I'd totally be ripping off your work, and your IP. And JB would sue me.
I suspect the Robber Barons that currently own it might take the same view about you, notwithstanding that the difference between you and I is you created it. But creation isn't the issue here is it? It's ownership. And I own it just as much as you do...

But I'm a lawyer, not an economist. Which is why I suggest maybe we crowdfund BUYING back the IP.

Marc would have you know...

Posted April 13
now, this is an idea that could not only keep you in a safe, possibly even cuddly, space but it could be pitched in a way that would surely align all those folks who probably would prefer lots of creche's instead of submarines into actively supporting you in your fight against the oppressive corporate monsters....I'm not laying it on too thick here am I? Nah.

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Dave W is gonna tell you...

Posted April 8, 2016
This would be one of those disruptive technology thingies I've heard so much about, right? If so, I'm keen.

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Murphy_of_Missouri is gonna tell you...

Posted April 9, 2016
A fine solution to an annoying problem. Chalk it up as world building fodder and move on.

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Paul_Nicholas_Boylan swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted April 9, 2016
John, you would have made a great attorney.

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Marzuk swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted April 9, 2016
I think this is a fantastic idea, the story is small enough it can be broken down into a small recap easily and we still get to kill a tree in the process aswell for a nice book we can put on a shelf

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ubersejanus reckons...

Posted April 9, 2016
It'll be done in one of those cool typewriter-looking fonts, right?

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David S. reckons...

Posted April 10, 2016
Far be it from me to stop you giving stuff away JB, but I bought Stalin's Hammer: Rome quite happily, and I definitely feel I got my money's worth. I would not give buying the subsequent volumes a second thought. But hey, if one gold-plated hovercraft is enough for you that's fine with me.

Marccarno would have you know...

Posted April 13
Hand on David S, let's not be hasty - perhaps we could persuade JB to keep asking for money, buy the second hovercraft then loan it to us to take turns playing with? After all, I recall that we all (happily!) gave up a small portion of our soul for the pleasure of posting/engaging.
Just a thought....

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pi puts forth...

Posted April 10, 2016
It would be neat if the report-writer were in some way linked to the story. That way humor and insight could also be added to the report.

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MattE mumbles...

Posted April 11
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McKinneyTexas swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted April 12
I tried to comment from my IPHONE and failed, apparently. This looks
too easy to me. I'd get a bought and paid for legal opinion from
someone with E&O insurance. A lot of E&O insurance with a
policy that pays for defense without a limit and without eroding the
liability limit. Or, I wouldn't do what you appear to be planning.

Litigation is no fun at all.

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McKinneyTexas has opinions thus...

Posted April 12
I tried to comment from my IPHONE and failed, apparently. This looks too easy to me. I'd get a bought and paid for legal opinion from someone with E&O insurance.

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Posted April 12
sorry about the double post

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Publishing schedule 2016-17

Posted March 10, 2016 into Writing by John Birmingham

Later today I’ll close out the Beta of Cairo, give the manuscript a last polish, and send it off to Deonie for the full service edit. That’ll take a week or two, after which it goes to proofing and then to production in New York city. Barring problems it should be ready for download in a month.

Paris is already plotted out in Scrivener and I’ll start writing that next Monday. I had planned to do three more Hammers but as I was blocking out the chapters and projecting the story arc to its natural end I realised it was more elegant to finish up the sequence in two steps.

However, the end of Stalin’s Hammer will set up a new series of full length AoT novels. The main one will be set in the 1950s picking up the story at end of Paris, but I’m also going to go back and revise the original series by filling in some narrative gaps. The invasion of Hawaii, the death of Dan Black etc.

I’m planning long form books for all of these titles. Having written three Hoopers together I now understand what’s possible when juggling multiple novels in one story-world. There will also be a full length Dave available this year, in addition to a horde of ebooks. (See what I did there?) I have STRONGHOLD, the fourth Dave Hooper novel pencilled in for release on 19 August. I’m hoping to catch Father’s Day with that date, but if it slips, it slips. It’ll be available in both ebook and print-on-demand. The Hooper fanfic will probably be a free Christmas special.

I won’t get onto any new work in the Disappearance universe this year, but I do have at least one, long-delayed novella planned for that in 2017.

Finally, I’m not abandoning trade publication. I’ve accepted an offer from Random House in New York for The Cruel Stars, the big sci-fi epic I’ve mentioned before. I’ll start writing that in about five or six weeks, after I wrap up Stalin’s Hammer. The outline for Cruel Stars already runs to 8000 words and follows five main characters. I'm very excited to getting into space opera, something I've wanted to do for years. If nothing else, it gives me an excuse to go back and read all my Peter F. Hamiltons.

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insomniac asserts...

Posted March 10, 2016
Is the space opera thing a different thing to the Solar Project project of a couple of years ago?

John Birmingham swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted March 10, 2016
Yep.

John Birmingham mutters...

Posted March 10, 2016
I can self publish collaborative stuff like that. But my trade pubs won't touch it.

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GhostSwirv puts forth...

Posted March 10, 2016
Any excuse to re-read Peter F Hamilton is always good.

Night's Dawn trilogy is my favourite - would love to see someone tackle that for a long-form streaming series.

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Posted March 10, 2016
NIght's Dawn rocked (I'll def sign up for that series), but the Alpha Primes from the early Commonwealth saga blew my mind. Create an entire evolution of a species that's half as fascinating as MorningLightMountain's backstory, and you're doing something amazing.

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Surtac has opinions thus...

Posted March 10, 2016

I may be reading this wrong, but the above implies that Stronghold will be self-pubbed as well. Is that the case? Did your regular publishers not like #TheDave's sales numbers or something?

Anyway, I'm pleased that there will be more explodey goodness in all of your writin' worlds. Looking forward to reading all of it.


John Birmingham swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted March 10, 2016
No, they did not dig The Dave. But enough people did that I want to go on with him.

GhostSwirv is gonna tell you...

Posted March 11, 2016
Now I maybe reading too much into ... STRONGHOLD, the fourth Dave Hooper novel ... But will there be five & six or is STRONGHOLD going to be the splodey gut-wrenching conclusion to #TheDave?

Rob is gonna tell you...

Posted March 11, 2016

I want to know if the Dave's movie/tv rights have been sold. Dave could be the new buffy/xena/lastship/ Game of Thrones.

JG mumbles...

Posted March 23, 2016
Excellent. I love theDave world. I'm staggered by the amount of work and projects you have underway and planned over 2016-17, JB. Mindblowing.

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Barnesm reckons...

Posted March 10, 2016

"publishing schedule' more like punishing schedule - amiright!!!!


I am always up for some space opera, with perhaps an eye on a TV series rights?

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Dave has opinions thus...

Posted March 10, 2016
Big sci-fi epic? Fuck yeah!

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Dirk reckons...

Posted March 10, 2016
Good tidings I see :)
When you want to beta Paris, you know where we are ...

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Guy would have you know...

Posted March 10, 2016
Great news about all the new AoT stuff - your best work IMHO. Good luck with the space opera - those aliens have really got it coming.

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Sparty asserts...

Posted March 10, 2016
Look forward to it all - assuming The Cruel Stars is set in the future it will be interesting to see a Birmo book with out pop culture references (which I'll miss) - but I'm sure will be made up for with lines like "prepare the Ion Cannons for autofire" spacesplody goodness.

NBlob asserts...

Posted March 11, 2016
spacesplodey *drools*

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Vovchara mumbles...

Posted March 11, 2016
As long as there are no space fighters i would read anything from JB. Sorry, i hate space fighters, every sci-fi i read lately has them. Every fucking one. :( Ah, and no 800 km spherical star ships, hate those too. 2 km long one are more then enough to tell a good story. And no Jump-drives, how i hate Jump drives. Only Catherine Asaro (Skolian Empire) and David Drake (Lt. Leary) managed to create a "jump technology" which doesn't seem to be way to UBER.Key word - limitations. Is more important then abilities, god like abilities lead to boring stories :P

John Birmingham mumbles...

Posted March 11, 2016
Right you are, Mr Stross.

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Quokka reckons...

Posted March 11, 2016
What was the kerfuffle on twitter the other day about you not writing for SMH anymore? I saw the Wendy Harmer tweet that they'd dumped a few writers. I didn't have time to follow that, so, um, What?

John Birmingham reckons...

Posted March 11, 2016
It's costing them a lot of money to have Paul Sheahan on gardening leave. Gotta cut costs somewhere.

Therbs reckons...

Posted March 11, 2016
Q, there was a conflict of interest with an article on hovercraft acquisition rorts in the Peter Beattie government.

Lulu reckons...

Posted March 11, 2016
Wait, what? Sheahan is still employed (although currently suspended for incompetence) and you're not? That's ridiculous.

GhostSwirv swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted March 11, 2016
You JB are clearly not offending the right people in the requisite manner to highest possible quotient to merit the 'special Sheahan treatment'.

Lift your game son!!!

she_jedi has opinions thus...

Posted March 12, 2016
Wait, what? No more Blunty? Well that <expletive> sucks!

insomniac has opinions thus...

Posted March 12, 2016
I think Blunty is a Brisvegas Times thing. They even have a special link to it on their newfangled website.

she_jedi would have you know...

Posted March 13, 2016
Oh good! Fingers crossed Blunty is safe

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Quokka swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted March 11, 2016
Meh.

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cgumm asserts...

Posted March 13, 2016
Hey John are you going to be doing anything in Melbourne any time soon?

John Birmingham would have you know...

Posted March 14, 2016
Not that I can think of CGumm.

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sjw76 has opinions thus...

Posted March 13, 2016
Thank God more Hooper books. I hate the character Dave Hooper but love the series. That's some entertaining stuff. If I were into alternate history at all i would have to pick up the other series but not my bag. So i will have to stick with 'The Dave'. Keep'em coming! They are like awesome 80's movies in a book. Sweet sweet sarcasm, body counts and paranormal monster crazy.

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