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Raven On Game of Thrones Recap S6E8: No One

Posted June 14 into Raven On by girlclumsy

A girl is dead. Long live Arya Stark!

Despite a serious flesh wound, blood loss, exhaustion and severe bruising from a fruit-related fall, it is with great delight that we welcome back Arya Stark, Daughter of Winterfell, Wielder of Needle, Kicker of Arse and The Waif’s Lament.

It was a theme we would see repeated throughout this episode - that in Game of Thrones (and maybe for us too) it is nigh impossible to overcome your nature.

Again, this was a more measured episode, with only a few high stakes moments. But still, it had lots to recommend it. Romance. Tension. Romantic tension. Brutal murder. Returns of the sad and surprising varieties. The Hound’s wang. Of course it didn’t have Jon Snow, and seriously, people I’m getting a bit frustrated by this severe lack of My Beloved and His Abs.

But let’s save that particular argument for another day. It's time to flex my recappespondent muscles (which believe me, are the only ones I have in any kind of condition).

Season 6, Episode 8: No One

They say if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life. By that standard, the Hound is one happy freelance lumberjack. Chancing upon some of the Brotherhood Without Banners camping in the woods, he takes his axe to them so enthusiastically you’d think they were birthday pinatas. He decapitated one of the younger fighters in one blow, slammed his axe into the heart of another, sliced the throat of the third, then appeared to carve the genitals away from the bald, finger-sniffing one’s body like your Dad carves the parson’s nose from the Christmas turkey.

"There goes the other white meat."

The burnt-faced one eventually finds the Brothers He’s Looking For - already strung up and about to meet the Red God in person.

I was supremely grateful to see Beric Dondarrion and Thoros of Myr again after all this time, and I was relieved to have it confirmed that the Brothers who raided the Happy Hillsong Church last episode were in fact a traitorous bunch of greedy bastards. They were not true servants of the Lord of Light; therefore, they were about to be hanged for their crimes.

Sandor Clegane negotiated the killing right to two out of the three of them - but in possibly the most disappointing news he’d had since finding out Ian McShane would only be in one episode with him, Beric and Thoros prevented him from taking to them with Ol’ Faithful. Instead, he was allowed to push the stool out from under them. Pfffft. That’s not justice to a Clegane. That’s basically a mercy killing. On the plus side, it did keep the whole affair bloodless, which meant the Hound could source a nice new pair of boots from the not-yet-dead dangling body. Never let it be said he isn’t resourceful.

Later around the campfire, with some disappointingly non-chicken meat (we remember how the Hound loves his f***ing chicken), Beric and Thoros entreat the Hound to join the Brotherhood, and fight for whatever it is they’re all fighting for. None of them know exactly, they just seem content enough to bumble around the countryside until their purpose becomes clear.

The Hound is initially wary, which is not surprising for a man whose last attempt at friendship ended up looking like Jonestown, and takes a restorative micturation by the nearby lake. Now I thought the camera would cut away at the moment he, well, unleashed The Hound Junior, but they did not. If you missed it, I’ve prepared this helpful and tasteful guide.

Of course it’s not particularly attractive wang, especially since the show seems to delight in showing us a close-up of his stream arcing forcefully into the lake. But apparently unsolicited todger tableaus show up all the time these days, so we should just be happy it wasn’t a close-up followed by a request for nudes.

Despite their previous run-in, the Hound seems ready to be brought around by Beric, Thoros and Co. His nature is to be a big killing machine; at least by joining them he'd be doing at least some of it for the right reason. And that's got to count for something.

Meanwhile the Hound probably doesn’t know that his reanimated corpse of a brother is still kicking on in King’s Landing, protecting Cersei Lannister and picking off Faith Militant like my foster kittens pick off deli meat left unsupervised on the kitchen bench (or indeed, anywhere).

It’s another tribute to the emotionally manipulative power of this show that I have always loathed the Mountain, and yet enjoyed the sight of him totally ripping a dude’s face off a little too much.

"These car steering wheel locks don't feel that cool anymore."

The conflict arose from Cersei refusing to leave the Red Keep to go and see the High Sparrow. Cousin Lancel insists, telling Cersei to have the Mountain step aside, or there will be violence. A quiet pause, and then Cersei says what she was always going to say: “I choose violence.”

Qyburn looked incredibly impressed with his creation as he and Cersei watched the Zombie Mountain dispense with a Faith Militant in gruesome fashion. Cersei threw shade - “Tell the High Septon he’s always welcome to visit me - before turning on her heels and flouncing back inside.

Things take a turn for the worse for Cersei though when she finds out at the last minute that there is to be a Royal Announcement.

It turns out throwing shade runs in Lannister genetics as her Uncle Kevan responds to her inquiry about why she wasn’t told about it earlier with “There’s going to be a Royal Announcement. In the throne room. At this very moment.” He even makes her go to the back of the room rather than take her place near Tommen.

Poor Tommen, having to tip a bucket over his own mother as she looks on impassively. King Squeaky tells the crowd that not only will Cersei and Slow Lorus face trial very soon, but trial by combat will be banned. “The tradition is a brutish one,” he says, adding that they’ll stand trial in front of seven septons, just like the good old days.

As the strains of the Rains of Castamere play, Cersei’s face, usually one of the harder ones to read, quite obviously screams “I’m boned.” The Zombie Mountain was her trump card. She’s got nothing left to play…except that Qyburn has some sort of creepy plan. He dangles the information that a “rumour” he’d been investigating is more, much more, than just a rumour. Then the camera cuts away just before both of them break out into a Dr Evil style evil laugh. Good old Cersei. Mistake after mistake, bad move after bad move, but she just keeps trucking.

Two episodes away from Meereen has given the city time to start repairing, with trade picking up and the convincing lectures of the Red Priests giving a sense of purpose to Daenarys’ conquest.

It’s wonderful to see Tyrion and Varys together again, albeit briefly. The Spider is off on another secret mission, this time back to Westeros to do some sneaky recon about the prospect of a resurgent Targaryen dynasty. He must really rack up the Frequent Spy-er points.

With Varys gone, Tyrion loses the one person who truly understands him, and it shows in his hysterical attempts to start an open-mic comedy night with Grey Worm and Missandei.

Tyrion is not capable of being grim and serious and sober - at least, not all of the time. His wit is his sword; he must keep it sharpened lest it lose its edge. And so, he proceeds to get his two main advisers muntered for the first time purely so they’ll laugh at his jokes (apropos of nothing, why not try reading Raven On after a few refreshing ales?)

The Lannister’s best effort is a “walked into a bar” gag totally ripped out of The Great Book of Scottish Racisms, but at least it’s better than Missandei’s translators joke, which Grey Worm confidently proclaims as the worst joke he’s ever heard. Yeah, but has he seen *insert stand-up comedian of choice* here?

Also, I didn’t think Missandei’s joke was that bad. This is just another example of the “women can’t be funny” myth. Seriously, Grey Worm, you’re not doing yourself any favours slamming on your lady’s humour. Girls like it when you laugh at their jokes, and in return, you boys like it when we have nice cars and money and buy you things. That’s how relationships work, bro. Don’t rag on your sugar mommy.

Dat boi.

There’s a gorgeous moment when Missandei giggles and Grey Worm looks at her with this gorgeous sweet smile - but then the whole thing blows up like a teenager’s party shared on Facebook when the Masters sail back into town intent on reclaiming their lost property.

Tyrion thought he had changed their minds, but it turns out indentured servitude is an idea with deep, deep roots in Slaver’s Bay. I mean for starters, what would they rename the Bay? Think of all those maps that would have to be changed… I mean, the admin is just not worth it. There was no way Tyrion’s seven-year deal to abolish slavery would hold.

With the Masters petrol bombing the city from their fleet, Tyrion is freaking out like aforementioned Facebook-party teenager realising his parents are going to find out about the destruction from the TV news. “Go to the beach!” he yells at Grey Worm, who’s like “Calm the f*** down, dude, we’re just going to stay right here in the pyramid where we’re safe”, and Tyrion’s like “Omg did you flush the shit down the toilet?” and Grey Worm’s like “Nah, man, I smoked it, I’m good,” and Missandei’s like “You guys, look at this Snapchat I just did of the bomb hitting us, I added the dog face filter, it is SO funny.”

Then something lands on the balcony outside, and everyone falls back in a defensive position. A soldier goes out to investigate, disappears, and then BOOM Daenarys stormborns in. Mommy’s home - and don’t the kids look wide-eyed and overawed.

"All right, what the hell have you lot been doing while I was away?"

At the end of the day, Dany is the Mother of Dragons, Mhysa, Saviour of the Day. It’s her job to show up and be there when she needs to be there. She’ll know what to do. Hopefully that will entail setting the dragons on the Masters’ boats.

The reunion of Brienne and Jaime was as deliciously tense and buzzing with sexual frisson as I’d hoped and occasionally fantasised about while showering.

From the moment Brienne sees Jaime, resplendent in red armour atop his white steed, we knew this was going to be epic. “Looks like a siege, my lady,” observes Pod, promptly Brienne to drolly reply that he has a “keen military mind”.

Brienne demands to see Jaime, and is escorted to his tent. Pod, bless his loyal cotton socks, is jumped from behind by Bronn, who proceeds to swear at him in that way only really people who are really happy to see you can. At least, I assume he must be happy. My parents swear at me like that pretty much every time I eventually make it around to their place for dinner, because I’m a great daughter who always answers their calls, is incredibly on top of her life, and they think it’s cute the foster kittens are slowly destroying all of my furniture/clothing/carpets. So it must be good.

Bronn, being the impolite and unashamed sellsword that he is asks Bronn if he thinks Brienne and Jaime are doing it warrior-style in the tent. Pod, being the amazing wonderful young man he is, is respectful and confused. Bronn then delightfully lets us know that not only would he have his way with Brienne, he’s certain Jaime wants to, and is pretty certain she wants to have her way with Jaime. Also - has Pod shown her his wares yet? Why do I get the feeling Bronn would totally be an unsolicited todger tableau sender?

To pass the time as Jaime and Brienne do or do not do it in the tent, Bronn offers to teach Pod “real” fighting. This was very telling as far as nature is concerned. Pod wants to be a honest knight like Brienne: tough, fair and plays by the rules. Bronn wouldn’t know a rule if it smacked him in the gob, which is coincidentally exactly what he does to Pod. “They’re all going to want to hit you, everybody wants to hit the squire!” He’s a lovable rogue, and he’s got a point: he survived. He hadn’t expected Pod to.

Oh Brienne and Jaime. So much said, but so much more unsaid. What is the connection between them? A simple bond of friendship, forged by a terrible shared experience? A platonic love? Or something more?

Whatever it is, Brienne’s presence seems to humanise Jaime, and make him a better person. He is kinder, softer, more rounded. She doesn’t call him Kingslayer anymore, that hated nickname that reduces him to a mere traitor (tellingly, the Blackfish still uses it throughout the episode as a way of keeping Jaime that cardboard cut out hate figure). Brienne seems to understand more of his complex inner-workings, and seems to have an understanding that none of the rest of us do.

The scene also had wonderful romantic hallmarks about it - a change of costume and time period and they could be a pair of vexed lovers in a George Eliot or Elizabeth Gaskell novel. Sigh. When Jaime insisted Brienne keep Oathkeeper, I may have inhaled deeply, or squealed, or both, I was that delighted. Also because that sucker is Valyrian steel and heading back north Brienne is going to need that shiz.

Then, as Brienne told Jaime that if she had to take a side in the fight, it would be for the Tullys, against him, I almost heard the Snow Patrol music of a thousand incoming YouTube mash-ups swell in the background. I must Google “how to put the heart-eyed emoji on a picture”.

I failed with the emoji, but still, look how sweet this is! So sweet!

Brienne makes it in to see the Blackfish, who steadfastly refuses to give up Riverrun, even to help his grand-niece retake Winterfell. His heart is softened somewhat by Sansa’s letter (“She’s just like her mother”) but he is a man resolved. He plans on dying in his ancestral home, family or no family. Poor Brienne has to inform Sansa by raven that she’s, gulp, failed, and her heart is clearly broken. This is a woman who lives by honour, and she feels dishonoured. We’re all “Hey Brienne, you’re awesome, you did an amazing job, you can’t help it if the old guy has a death wish” but she doesn’t see that. Bless.

Jaime’s tete-a-tete with Edmure Tully is far more dangerous than his charming chat with the Lady of Tarth. Tully is a mostly broken man - and an absent father to boot. Apparently he knocked up his bride on the very night of the Red Wedding. So wow, they must have been going for it when Robb, Catelyn and co were being slaughtered in the next room. What a cheery thought. No wonder he doesn’t really care about his personal hygiene anymore.

But Edmure isn’t totally defeated. In a surprisingly long scene, he lands a few verbal punches on Jaime, asking how he convinces himself he’s a decent person so he can sleep at night. Jaime has the good graces to look a bit introspective and sad at these accusations. But then the old lion comes out, and all of a sudden we are firmly reminded that Jaime is Tywin Lannister’s son.

He compares Catelyn Stark’s fierce love for her children to Cersei’s, and proceeds to tell Edmure that he must take Riverrun for his beloved sister’s sake, calling back that old phrase he last uttered in the very first episode of Game of Thrones: “The things we do for love.”

“I’ll send for your baby boy, and I’ll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult because you don’t matter to me… your son doesn’t matter to me, the people in the castle don’t matter to me, only Cersei. And if I have to slaughter every Tully who ever lived to get back to her, that’s what I’ll do.”

It’s quiet and deadly and leaves you wondering once again what IS the deal with Brienne? Is he just humouring her? Does he feel some affection? Or is his relationship with Cersei - and the violence it engenders - such an inbuilt part of him that he can never escape it, no matter what other options might present themselves? Is this one of the hardest truths to come at in Game of Thrones - “Is Jaime Lannister evil - or he is just really good at playing it?”

Faced with such opposition, Edmure cannot hold out. The Blackfish called him a coward and he was right; Edmure doesn't have Cat's stomach, or even Lysa's craziness, to hang on. He is set free, and demands entry to Riverrun, which is granted despite the Blackfish’s strong Admiral Ackbar-style protests. The rightful heir of the fortress then demands its defenders lay down their arms, and the Lannister/Frey coalition march in.

I’m quite glad I didn’t see the death of the Blackfish. I don’t think I could have handled it. He was such a firm, clever, sassy old bugger. The last we saw of him was sending Brienne and Pod off to safety in a rowboat out a back entrance - then diving headfirst back into the fray (or technically, into the Freys).He ran from the Red Wedding - which in some way he sees as a coward’s move, although we see it as eminently sensible. But he will be coward no longer. I’m glad the last memory I have of him will be one of steely gruffness.

"Don't worry, I plan on taking half the Freys with me when I go."

Jaime is told about the Blackfish on the battlements at dawn, where he can just make out Brienne in the rowboat. He raises his golden hand in salute, and Brienne waves back. Is it farewell? Will they meet again? By not drawing attention to them, Jaime kept his promise to Brienne to give her safe passage north. So he can’t be all bad…. Can he?

Finally to Braavos, where everyone’s conspiracy theories about Arya face-swapping with the Waif, or with Jaqen H’ghar, or whomever - all turn out to be bunkum. Arya was Arya, she got stabbed, and she asked for help from the only sympathetic person she knew - Lady Crane, aka Miss Fisher, one of the Mummers.

Lady Crane stitched her up, gave her milk of the poppy to sleep, and let her rest. We could see Arya gaining her strength back as Lady Crane asked her to join the Mummers and tour with them to Pentos. Arya, ever honourable, said it wouldn’t be safe to the group with the Waif still chasing her down. It would be weird too, given that she’d be replacing the girl who played Sansa in the show. Fancy that - real Arya playing fake Sansa in a play.

Sadly Arya’s R&R is disturbed by the Waif, whose nature is finally revealed for what it truly is - that of a T-800 series Terminator. Bitch was relentless tracking down our Stark girl through the streets of Braavos, and Arya did well to keep ahead for as long as she did.

Eventually though, the Waif traps Arya in her hidey hole, the one she fled to after her exit from the House of Black and White. And though the Waif looked as cocky as Donald Trump does every minute of every day, we knew Arya had Needle hidden there.

I thought she was going to pull Needle out and stab the Waif, and so I got mighty worried when the Waif started mocking Arya, telling her the sword wouldn’t help. Perhaps not, but Arya did have an advantage - mad blind fighting skills. That’s right, what the Waif helped her learn would now be her own undoing. Arya took a brief moment to collect herself before slashing out with her Needle, cutting the candlewick and plunging the room into darkness.

Next, we see Jaqen H’ghar following a trail of blood through the Hall of Faces. There is a new face on a column. It is The Waif, her eyes missing, blood pouring from the back of the skin. It was a rough job by Arya clearly, but she doesn’t care. She isn’t no one, she’s never been no one. It’s taken her a journey across the sea, blindess, months of hard training and being pursued by a merciless killing machine to realise she cannot conceal who she is.

Arya is BACK bitches. And she's coming Westeros' way.

*Drops mic*

Yay! Best Moments

“A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and I am going home.” Just 100% gorgeous in every way.

Zing! Best Lines

Tyrion had some corkers of course, but I couldn’t go past the terrific exchange between the Hound and the fellow he de-testicularised.

“Where’s the other one? The one with the yellow cloak?”
“F*** you!”
“Those are your last words, f*** you? Come on, you can do better.”
“C***!”
“You’re shit at dying, you know that?”


Ewww, gross

Lady Crane’s death was genuinely sad, because she was a genuinely nice human being. Not flawless - see her admission of poor decision-making in romantic relationships - but well-intentioned, caring and kind. It was also an incredibly gruesome way to go - impaled on a chair, her head twisted and lolling backwards. I suspect I will have nightmares about poor Miss Fisher.

Boo, sucks

There are only two episodes left in the season, and next week is Episode Nine. You know what that means - Shit. Goes. Down. I suspect we’re finally about to see the Battle for Winterfell, so let’s cross all extremities and hope we see BOO HISS Ramsay Bolton’s head on a spike very soon.

Thank you so much for joining me again this week. I can't wait to read your comments and thoughts, either here on the 'Burger, or via my Facebook page:www.facebook.com/nataliesthrone

Please note: Stu and I are doing a LIVE Raven On podcast this Tuesday 14 June at 8pm AEST. Simply log onto Facebook and follow the live feed from that time. We’ll be in costume, and feel free to ask questions, mock us, whatever!

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Valar Morghulis!

42 Responses to ‘Raven On Game of Thrones Recap S6E8: No One’

xServer has opinions thus...

Posted June 14
Jaime is a Lannister - and he is as grey as they come. Ironic that he spent so much time in a white cloak.

I really think that he cares for Brienne but his first love is and will always be Cersei. He will do what he can to protect Brienne as long as it doesn't directly go against Cersei but if push ever comes to shove, Brienne will go down by Jaime's hand at Cersei's demand. Never think that he's a good guy. Good guys don't really exist in GoT. It's all shades of grey, just like real people.

I hope Danny gets her kids to light up those ships the Masters brought into the harbor. It really is silly to set yourself up in little wooden structures around dragons.

And I hope that Winterfell lands back in the Stark's hands by the end of the next episode. If they fail, my heart will break.

MyCall reckons...

Posted June 14
I think Bran's flashbacks to the slaying of the mad king show that Jaime does have a moral compass different to the Lannister name.
His most dis-honourable action to stab the king in the back was actually morally sound because the King had gone mad and wanted to burn everybody, men, women and children.
Other than the twincestory, it is very hard to fault him. He keeps his word even to his enemies, he saved his brother, he is proud of Brienn who should also be his enemy, and I'm sure that there are countless other examples.

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Abbey is gonna tell you...

Posted June 14
I can't believe that the Hound is actually one of the more loveable characters now! He has the best lines, totally agree on his zero ngers this week.
And wow, more wang. I mean I'm all for equal opportunity but couldn't it have been Tyrion's, or even Varys' gash? (Can't believe I just wrote that haha)

girlclumsy would have you know...

Posted June 14
The mental imagery!

Ms Naughty has opinions thus...

Posted June 14
Thank you for your thoughtful and comprehensive guide to Hound Wang. I still have to say, we're nowhere near equal nudity yet because it wasn't Sexy Wang. I live in hope for Sexy Wang.

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Martine k Atherton would have you know...

Posted June 14
Do you think Jamie is going to follow Brienne North?

girlclumsy has opinions thus...

Posted June 14
Nah - if he's so desperate to get back to Cersei as he says, he'll be off to King's Landing. She is about to get punished at trial, too, don't forget!

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Barnesm reckons...

Posted June 14
On Jamie and Brienne I have read somewhere the basis for their friendship is that he sees in Brienne the honourable knight he wishes he had been and for her she sees that Jamie considers her a knight where as others see her as an oddity.

girlclumsy ducks in to say...

Posted June 14
That's a great assessment.

Véronique of House Stark ducks in to say...

Posted June 14
Spot on assessment, methinks!

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Sparty2 mutters...

Posted June 14
To be picky I thought waif was more T-1000 :-)
So Jamie said cersei would was the type of woman who would burn a city to ashes and Cersei is asking about rumours . I say there be wild fire in them hills....

girlclumsy reckons...

Posted June 14
I was wondering about that too...

And to confess - I actually have never seen either the first two Terminator movies, so I just googled "What model is the Terminator?" and that's what came up.

I know, the shame, the shame. If it helps, I saw the one with Christian Bale in it. ;)

Onceler swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 14
Great analogy work for someone who's never seen T2! I thought that pursuit style looked familiar, but it didn't click until you called it out in the recap.

girlclumsy would have you know...

Posted June 14
To be honest, I'm more familiar with Terminator style running from numerous parodies of it over the years, as opposed to the real thing! Think of Homer Simpson chasing down Flanders. :)

George is gonna tell you...

Posted June 15
I thought of maybe Jason Bourne in period costume during the Waif's pursuit of Arya?

Gilligan asserts...

Posted June 20
Couldn't find the .GIF, but...

http://twitter.com/stevepep/status/742238753645699077/photo/1

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Katy reckons...

Posted June 14
Personally, i am starting to worry about how enthusiastic i was about the Hound getting his axe out and killing those men. And, i too, was cheering for the Mountain when he rearranged that member of the Faith Militant. But, truly it was Arya Stark who made that episode for me, hoping she gets to use these skills on Ramsay Bolton.

Fabulous recap - as always.

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wendyemily swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 14
Damn! I was almost right about Arya. Miss Fisher did save her but she paid for it with her life and Arya will not be joining the Mummers! But oh, so close! I loved the last line of the show with Arya finally owning her real identity and heading off to find her siblings. We hope!

As for Jamie & Brienne, yes it was a lovely moment, kinda spoilt by Jamie morphing into a Lannister and becoming the baddie we either love or hate depending on the day! I have to wonder what will become of him, will he see the error of his way in standing with Cersei through thick & thin or will Brienne's influence eventually come through and will he become an honourable man and stand for what's right? Interesting times in Westeros!

And who didn't love and guess that Dany would land with her trusted Dragon at exactly the right moment. I would have to think that somehow she will end up with that very convenient fleet of ships under her control and sail back with her armies to retake what is hers. With Tyrion at her side. Can't wait.

Ken Father of Dire Wolves is gonna tell you...

Posted June 14
I do hope the masters ships survive, with Drogon flapping around in the view out the balcony I fear he may get peckish. Let's hope he likes his slavers rare rather than well done.

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Leftarc mumbles...

Posted June 14
Fully agree with the assessment of the Waif, she was a Terminator. Right down to the running style doggedness.

Lady EFL would have you know...

Posted June 14
Was anyone else just a tad disappointed that we didn't get to see that fight? I was really looking forward to seeing that smug smile fall off the Waif's face as Arya skewered her with Needle and she realised that she was beaten.

Tank ducks in to say...

Posted June 14
No, it had to be in total darkness – great tactic, Arya. So it would be a bit difficult to see the fight, unless they shot it with an infra-red camera.

flöki snöw ducks in to say...

Posted June 14
They could have given us the clash of steel in the dark, a squeal, a groan and a gasping last breath, something like Syrio Forel's last stand.

girlclumsy would have you know...

Posted June 14
Nah, I was happy not to see it. We'd seen Arya and the Waif fight before. The candle extinguished was a great visual cue, and then we next saw Arya with Jaqen at the point of her sword. Beautifully done.

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PM asserts...

Posted June 14
Dany shouldn't set her kittens (sorry, dragons) to boat burning - she needs the transport option they offer. Could the dragons maybe catch (and swallow) the firebombs instead?

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PM puts forth...

Posted June 14
Dany shouldn't set her kittens (sorry, dragons) to boat burning - she needs the transport option they offer. Could the dragons maybe catch (and swallow) the firebombs instead?

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Mother of nothing has opinions thus...

Posted June 14
Great recap, really enjoyed this one.
1: I think that conversation between the Hiund and the guy who suddenly had no genitals was one of the funniest things I've seen on TV for a very long time.
2: I have become team Cersei. That's concerning, but I find the sparrow's lot the most heinous of all (well except Ramsay of course).

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girlclumsy reckons...

Posted June 14
Yeah, all of a sudden the Clegane Brothers are the New Hotness. Bizarre.

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Dave mutters...

Posted June 14
Great recap, can't believe only 2 weeks to go. Highlight for me was the way the Hound disposed of the enemies like he was putting out the trash. He is the highlight for me while the Mountain ripping the face was a close second. I've found this series has really amped the humour up and you find yourself laughing way to often.
The loving wave from the Kingslayer to his love Brienne was so touching the girls in my household all swooned. I think they desperately would like to look after the kingslayer.
Tyrion was a classic and his face when Grey worm told him what to do was priceless.

Arya was a let down as I made the mistake of reading fan fiction blogs and I had convinced myself it wasn't her stabbed. When it was her I felt like I had wasted my time. The chase scene was straight out of terminator 2, even the running action mirrored Robert Patrick as the T-1000. I love the way in all these scenes the bad guy or girl waits to attack giving our hero time to think of something. Considering she was stabbed in the stomach so many times she drew less blood than Mr Orange in Reservoir Dogs and healed pretty quickly she showed true Stark grit and remembered her roots.

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The Hound's rubber wang is gonna tell you...

Posted June 14
Great job in your usual way Natalie. You even managed to artfully paper over the nonsense conclusion to Arya's Essos misadventures. Benioss and Weiss are beginning to struggle without George's immaculate plotting.

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George reckons...

Posted June 14
Not the hounds "wang". More like his "peckernese"

Kimmy mumbles...

Posted June 14
Labradong?
Kelpenis?
Dalmashlong?

The Hound's rubber wang mutters...

Posted June 14
I remind myself of hotdogs.

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Lostbear72 mutters...

Posted June 14
Great recap. Honestly thought you would have slipped in a Travolta/Cage reference for the aftermath to the Arya vs Robowaif stoush. The thing I was left wondering as the ships sailed into the harbour was whether Dany had learned how to tell the dragons that their dinner (the friendly ship-giving masters) was to be eaten uncooked. No point them going full bbq mode and sinking all those ships.

Ken Father of Dire Wolves swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 14
I'm sure sashimi slavers would be a nice treat rather than their normal Korean BBQ. Speaking of which, what/who have Rhaegal and Viserion been eating after not eating the help that Tyrion supplied

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rory mumbles...

Posted June 15
Notice the parallels emerging? Red wedding? Caitlyn Stark loves her children, so does Cersei?
Nice to see that the TV series converges back to the books a little. Mereen under siege, Jaimie rattling about Riverrun with Brienne and Dufus Tully. Dog with the Brotherhood. Can we hope for the murderess to make an appearance, albeit two seasons later?

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PM asserts...

Posted June 15
Is there any chance of the audio from the live podcast being posted on Soundcloud for those of us who couldn't get it through Facebook?

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Barnesm has opinions thus...

Posted June 15
No one saw the Blackfish's body, I am still hoping.

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Springfield Fats puts forth...

Posted June 15
The Arya plot made little to no sense in the end, especially her magically healing wounds that would have killed just about everyone who didn't have access to a surgeon and acute medical care for weeks after. I probably could have forgiven it if I thought her Bravos arc was sound, but really she learnt everything she needed to know in 3 episodes and the rest was just her getting wailed on by the waif. And Jaqen's pronouncement at the end was just stupid given he sanctioned the hit on the basis that she clearly wasn't no one and wasn't going to be. Still, at least the people of Bravos are free of the Stark plague and can look forward to a brighter future.

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Chicken would have you know...

Posted June 16
"Later around the campfire, with some disappointingly non-chicken meat (we remember how the Hound loves his f***ing chicken).."
I have a cousin, who, when offered a chicken pie, responded with "I HATE f***en chicken." Needless to say, this line of yours brought back the memories.

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Rablet mutters...

Posted June 17
Just as a left field suggestion, what if the Waif actually killed Arya, and has really been spending the last few months "training" Arya for the purposes of downloading her personality, so she can take Arya's place in Westeros.

Then Jaqen's conversation makes sense: the Waif, who was still in training, has become a faceless man. She has fully taken over Arya's face and personality, and is heading "home"...for whatever purposes the Faceless men might have...

Rablet would have you know...

Posted June 17
In addition, perhaps the *faceless* men have to cut off their own faces in order to be able to wear others...so the Waif's face without eyes could have been newly skinned - by the Waif herself...

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