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Launch Week

Posted December 12 into A Girl In Time by John Birmingham

I just moved up the pre-order date at iBooks, and checked the early bird discount at Amazon and with that, A Girl in Time is good to go.

Over the next 24 hours she'll roll out across the other online stores – and the pre-orders from iBooks probably won't drop until midnight in Cupertino, which is somewhere around close of business here later today – but I think I'm calling it launched.

Many thanks to everyone who dropped an early review. They help enormously.

The launch price, which I won't be talking about anywhere but here and the bookclub, is US $2.99.

It'll probably double at full retail.

Print is coming but I doubt it'll drop before Xmas. I also tried to get into Googleplay, so that Bill Ferguson wouldn't mock me, but el Goog told me to get fucked. So I guess I wont have the pleasure of watching them arbitrarily drop the price to free without asking.

Anyway, it's out on Amazon, Kobo and very soon on iBooks. (Ignore the Smashwords and INktera links)

You can get it via this universal link.

Will, my cover artist, tweaked the design on last time. I love it. As always, reviews greatly appreciated.

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JBtoo mutters...

Posted December 12
Got it today on iBooks, thanks very much for the discount.

John Birmingham puts forth...

Posted December 12
You are of course, most welcome. Read, enjoy, review.

spiral reckons...

Posted December 22
dear god... i had no idea about this book!!! i'll buy it as soon as i can man!!! way too good a writer for me to pass on !!! keep them coming, i'll keep on buying!!!

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KreepyKrawly would have you know...

Posted December 12
Purchased through Kobo, Review Submitted, will settle in to read tonight.

John Birmingham mutters...

Posted December 12
Thx K2! I've never published direct to Kobo before. I quite like their product pages.

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Oldy mutters...

Posted December 12
Awesome. Just bought it, I'll knock it off in the next couple of days and leave a review.

John Birmingham reckons...

Posted December 12
You da best, Oldy.

Oldy has opinions thus...

Posted December 14
Loved it!
https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/review/B01MSXR5WZ/RXFR0OYNIH2WG/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_3?ie=UTF8&cursor=3

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she_jedi mumbles...

Posted December 12
The email from iBooks telling me my pre-order was available was the best news I had all day. And then my productivity was shot because I was moping at my desk wanting to read my new shiny and I had to do stupid work stuff. Apparently reading at your desk on work time is frowned upon. WHO KNEW??


I want to savour this but I know I'll mainline it as quickly as I can because shiny new Birmo, so will get a review up for you ASAP :)

Rhino puts forth...

Posted December 13
You need to get another job that supports your doing the bidding of our Master. I cannot express how deeply disappointed I am right now. That review should have been written already.

she_jedi has opinions thus...

Posted December 13
I know! I am ashamed :(

Therbs reckons...

Posted December 13
Reviewing it and reading it are separate things. They're not necessarily interdependent. If I waited until I'd finished it poor old JB wouldn't get that immediate early hit of 5 star review goodness and we don't like him missing out on things do we? Besides, Rhino says to get it done.

she_jedi reckons...

Posted December 14
OMG you guys, no pressure! A gushing 5 star review has been duly crafted and posted in iBooks, per my fan girl duty to our lord and master (all hail).

Rhino has opinions thus...

Posted December 14
Good job.

Of corse good is never good enough. But I appreciate you getting to it.

And I hope you know that I'm taking the piss.

Mostly.

she_jedi mutters...

Posted December 14
Of course! As am I, mostly :P

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foreverwar would have you know...

Posted December 13
Just bought in from the UK beast of Bezos site.

It's taken the money, but I'm getting the whirling doughnut of doom on the 'thank you' page.

Here's hoping...

Thank you, Mr B, for this - the first few free chapters whetted my appetite.

foreverwar is gonna tell you...

Posted December 13
Fuckwittery on my part - it was sent to the Kindle App on my iPad, I was looking in iBooks.

Doh!

Rhino puts forth...

Posted December 13
Unacceptable. Before the next launch you will drill the process until you get it right the first time every time. You cost yourself, and JB, TIME! Time that we cannot get back.

I expect better from all of you.

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insomniac would have you know...

Posted December 13
A Kindle purchase as always unless it's on paper. Once I can work out what day it is I'll post a review somewhere.

insomniac mumbles...

Posted December 16
It's Friday and I posted my review. I am slightly annoyed that it hasn't come up as a verified purchase. It may be something to do with whether I'm on Amazon US or AU, purchasing on one, reviewing on the other. Who knows?

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Vovchara ducks in to say...

Posted December 13
It was a good book, thx JB. I didn't particularity liked Cady, but the charger itself was convincing. Sadly not your usual killer Barbi :)

John Birmingham swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 13
Yeah, I decided not to go with killer Barbie this time.

Oldy ducks in to say...

Posted December 18
It was a good choice. I didn't especially warm to Cady, but you're writing a self-absorbed millennial. And Georgia likewise didn't bring much to the table, she was basically a real-life Facebook friend. Skilfully done.
But I loved Titanic Smith, and the story was intriguing.
I'm glad it was something of a departure, and I look forward to more.

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Vovchara swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 13
I mean character not charger, lol. I hate autocorrect...

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Peter Bradley would have you know...

Posted December 13
Done! Bezos has delivered.

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Rhino asserts...

Posted December 14
OK, People, why are there not more reviews written already? Steve Stirling took time out of diving into his piles of gold doubloons to write a review.

Dave W puts forth...

Posted December 15
I have taken time out from diving into my pile of mildewy potato peelings and have written a review. Whilst humble, I should hope that it pleases my lords and betters.

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Rhino mutters...

Posted December 14
21 reviews on the Seppo Basrion of Bezos.

That is the bare minimum that I would expect to see.

Why are you disappointing me?

Therbs would have you know...

Posted December 14
I'll see how the cut and paste of my Oz Beezos review works at the Seppo one. hang on, there's also Goodreads.
Later.

John Birmingham asserts...

Posted December 14
Worked well. Nice one.

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ntwinter mumbles...

Posted December 17
Loving this book. Half way through and I'm loving every minute/page of it. Great work JB :)
Amazon now has another 5 star review for you.

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Jevon Kasitch asserts...

Posted December 18
Off Amazon to my laptop with no issues.

A great read, and review submitted. This one reminded me strongly of the paper back Sci-Fi I read in the 70's, of course with a modern take. I liked the different writing voice you used on this one. I was left feeling that it would be a good YA title also, based on the way the characters presented, and things flowed. Thank you for several quality hours of escape with some new friends.

John Birmingham mumbles...

Posted December 20
Thanks mate. I loved your review. I'm going to use it in an ad.

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foreverwar puts forth...

Posted December 20
Outstanding book, devoured it in one sitting - want more!

Five star review left on Amazon UK - you deserve no less.

John Birmingham reckons...

Posted December 20
Cheers guv. Much appreciated.

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Meanwhile, back in alternate 1956

Posted December 6 into Books by John Birmingham

I like this Northrop Grumman drone for WW 3.1. It sounds a lot like the original Big Eye series from Weapons of Choice.

The flying-wing design incorporates twin counter-rotating propellers mounted on Tern's nose. The propellers would lift the aircraft, move it into position for horizontal flight, and then operate again vertically upon landing.

The shift to drone technology for ISR mission reflects the Navy's strategy of allowing surface ships to conduct surveillance and targeting missions without the aid of land- or carrier-based patrol aircraft. Tern also is intended to support Marine expeditionary missions using long-range, high-endurance unmanned aircraft.

The Navy envisions deploying Tern on Arleigh Burke-class destroyers, which have several helicopter pads but no runways. Researchers also are hoping that the program can save money by allowing ships to host the aircraft without any significant modifications.

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Oldy has opinions thus...

Posted December 6
Oh man, I'm so busting for this. Axis of Time (and those brilliant silhouette covers) was my gateway drug to life as a JB junkie. I've never seen Prince Harry the same way again

John Birmingham ducks in to say...

Posted December 6
I can't wait to unveil the new cover for the Hammer anthology. It's gonna rock.

Don Bagert reckons...

Posted December 8
Which color this time? :)

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Vovchara would have you know...

Posted December 7
well, you have had done something right, after abysmal failure to predict Clinton's presidency :P

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Murphy_of_Missouri reckons...

Posted December 7
Too bad we can't get some model builders to sit down with some models of original ships circa the 1950s and do some kitbashing with 1990 and later ship models.


And I'd love to see how the Hawaii Class semi-stealth carrier turned out over the ten years since Final Impact.

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ronS asserts...

Posted December 8
Life imitating art - again

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Jeats ducks in to say...

Posted December 9
http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/6299/darpas-revolutionary-fixed-wing-vtol-naval-drone-gets-the-video-treatment

Some videos of it.

This on the other hand reminds e more of a bug eye shape

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada_VZ-9_Avrocar

This was built in 1974 for the USAF.

Jeats reckons...

Posted December 9
Sorry make that 1958-59 for the USAF

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Don Bagert asserts...

Posted December 11
So Rome was set in April and May of 1955 - does this mean a bit of time jump to get into the thick of WW3 in 1956? :)

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Pre-order A Girl in Time via iBooks for a discount

Posted December 5 into A Girl In Time by John Birmingham

Most of you would get the discount anyway, because you're in the bookclub, but for anyone who's just passing through and looking for a tasty saving, you can pre-order A Girl in Time for AU $3.99 on iBooks.

It'll be $5.99 on release. (Unless you're a subscriber, of course. Then you get a sneaky secret discount too.)

Anyway, this universal link will take you to your appropriate shoppe.

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Therbs mutters...

Posted December 5
Gonna wait 'til the magic discount eagle flies for this
one. Will come in nicely for lazy reading after my delving into Chris Allen's 'Intrepid' series whose hero, ex Oz army Alex Morgan provides lots of Havocky, 'splodey fun.

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Jeats mutters...

Posted December 6
Just waiting for a Google Books or Amazon link and I will be ready to go.

John Birmingham has opinions thus...

Posted December 6
The 15th.

BrianC reckons...

Posted December 6
but... i want it now.

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she_jedi ducks in to say...

Posted December 6
Hmmm is the book club discount better than the iBooks discount? Because I pre-ordered on iBooks thinking that $3.99 for time travelling 'splodey goodness was a right bargain

John Birmingham is gonna tell you...

Posted December 6
Nah. They're the same. Apple offered me some promo juice for the exclusive, which I couldn't knock back. But my rule is the bookclub discount matches everything.

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she_jedi mumbles...

Posted December 6
Oh yay! Glad to be filling your coffers with Apple-bucks

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Bleeps001 puts forth...

Posted December 7
I currently work at the Mines in Pilbara and I am really struggling for a new book to read. Current one is hard going but I don't like to give up in the hope it will 'come good'.
Other than work not much to do on site.
I was saving the next episode of "Dave' for Xmas but the question is now , do I wit get "dave' and read him this week and save "Girl in Time" for the Xmas break and a floating beer in my pool ?

John Birmingham ducks in to say...

Posted December 8
There's a Dave Xmas Special coming. And it'll be free to everyone in the bookclub.

Rhino reckons...

Posted December 9
oooooooo ... I hope that I made the cut for that.

John Birmingham mumbles...

Posted December 9
You did indeed.

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Ross Hewitt mumbles...

Posted December 7
Ah you have got me reading again Thankyou! Fell into the mindless scroll for a while

John Birmingham asserts...

Posted December 8
I am all for mindless scrolling. It's my one only real skill.

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Therbs would have you know...

Posted December 11
The idea being to get a swag of pre Christmas reviews to get "Girl" on the Amazon lists? I should read it first before doing the 5 star thing but that's not really compulsory when reach arounds are involved is it? Vote early, vote often.

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NBlob has opinions thus...

Posted December 11
I had a full spiel composed, how AGOOT had changed my life, made me a better person, cleared up my tines & restored my eyesight, but it appears El Goog requires one to pay full price for multiple titles before one's opinion is valid or valued. Sorry JB. If you need me I'll be over here enjoying my ill gotten timetravelley goodness.

NBlob would have you know...

Posted December 11
*cleared up my tinea* stupid auto correct

John Birmingham asserts...

Posted December 12
Just go drop it in at Amazon or Apple. Also, you remind me I have to publish to el Goog.

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Turlogh Dubh O'Brien reckons...

Posted December 12
Book enjoyed again, reviewed and given as early Christmas gift to fellow reader friends. Thanks again for this gem!

John Birmingham swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 12
Thanks mate. Much appreciated.

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Don Bagert mumbles...

Posted December 15
A sentence from the first draft of my review: "This is without a doubt the best-edited e-book ever!" Unfortunately, it ended up on the cutting room floor LOL

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Lucky thing I finished that book

Posted December 5 into Games by John Birmingham

Because I just found out there's a new single player Mechwarrior game coming out. I played soooo much of the old version back in the 90s and it's a shock to see it with these souped up graphics.

Engadget has your briefing here.

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KreepyKrawly has opinions thus...

Posted December 5
Hopefully they don't screw it up like MWO. I was a top-tier founder for MWO, started out great, then succumbed to the QQers and get rich quick publisher.
The turn-based Battletech game is set for beta soon, and looks cool.
The one thing that I hope will save MWO is the new game runs on the unreal 4 engine.

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Gilligan has opinions thus...

Posted December 14
I wonder if you'll be able to jump in a Locust, run in under their arc of fire, and just chop the legs out from under them like in the original Mechwarrior.

That'd be sweet. :)

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Cover reveal. A Girl in Time

Posted December 5 into A Girl In Time by John Birmingham

It may get a few more tweaks on the way to publication, but this template will remain. I love its simplicity, elegance and adapability. A few colour changes, a couple of smaller images suggestive of the narrative content added to each new title, and you've got a visual brand for a whole series.

The artist, William Heavey, has done a great job. (He's currently working on a cool do over for the Stalin's Hammer collection, too.)

I'll be sending out sample ebooks to the club later today. I'll do the same via Twitter, Facebook etc, but those one's will ship with a pre-order link.

Anybody in the bookclub wanting to get the discount US $2.99 instead of US $5.99 should wait for the launch email.

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Brother PorkChop reckons...

Posted December 5
Have to say, I really enjoyed this, beginning to end. Quite different to the usual but still the same great humour, plot and characters. I am looking forward to the next instalment. Not sure about speaking French though. Never really saw myself as a Singes de rendez-vous mangeurs de fromage.

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insomniac has opinions thus...

Posted December 5
There's more than a little Angelina in that face.

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Oldy is gonna tell you...

Posted December 6
It's an amazing cover, he's turned in an outstanding piece of work. You have to be happy

John Birmingham reckons...

Posted December 6
Very. And he's still tweaking it!

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A Girl in Time. Chapter Three

Posted December 2 into A Girl In Time by John Birmingham

Over at Medium. I'm getting tired of hand formatting every paragraph here. Which is a thing.

Just follow the link.

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ronS swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 2
The link is much better - thanks
An easier read and a good one!

John Birmingham asserts...

Posted December 2
Yeah, it's much cleaner isn't it.

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Murphy_of_Missouri has opinions thus...

Posted December 2
Get Thomas to do it.

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Simon asserts...

Posted December 2
Dunno if helpful, but I've been using Blogo for cross-posting between Wordpress blogs - it has Medium integration.

Loving the story, thanks!

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Oldy ducks in to say...

Posted December 2
This is great, thanks for sharing it!

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GhostSwirv puts forth...

Posted December 3
... young Rooster Gogburn ... brill

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foreverwar swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 3
Outstanding - can't wait for the opportunity to give you some money for the rest of this.

Different from what you've done before, but still equally enthralling.

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Peter Bradley ducks in to say...

Posted December 5
Enough with the teasing!

John Birmingham reckons...

Posted December 5
Wait for it... waaaaaait for it....

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