Minutes of an Intelligence Briefing
The Oval Office.
General Biff McBrisket (Head of NSA)
Admiral ‘Big’ Dick ‘Nautical’ Miles. USN Ret’d. (Head of CIA)
Sir Talbot Duckenweave (Head of UK SIS)
4 Responses to ‘The quiet weeping of POTUS’
Today is one of those days.
Champagne corks popped and streamers flew here yesterday, as Government supporters celebrated the violent death of an Iranian man at the Arse End Island Prison Camp. Regime pimps and spokesholes partied into the night after word was received that hired goons had killed the man who once had a name and people who loved him, and who, in a delicious irony, had been fleeing another violent and oppressive regime and really was just hoping hoping to start a new life somewhere that sort of thing didn’t happen.
21 Responses to ‘Sometimes satire isn't meant to be funny’
Traditionally, I have very little regard for state government policies on school bullying. Now I have even less.
10 Responses to ‘Punishing the witness’
I wrote this on Sunday, originally for the Burger, and was going to post it yesterday. But I thought it looked like it could use a wider audience (and derpier comment thread) so off to Blunty it went.
4 Responses to ‘Big Ass iPhone Experiment’
The creationist science teacher.