Yeah, yeah. So a fan fave got possibly might've got chomped on The Walking Dead. Big deal. It's make believe, people. We have the real thing to deal with now and nobody is even paying attention. If you are as well informed on zombie news as me, which you're not, because that would be impossible, you would know that the undead uprising is already upon us.
The recent report of a crazed airline passenger biting another passenger and then 'dying' – i.e., being put down by the business class passengers because they were the only ones with steel cutlery to stab the bitey fiend in the head – was tellingly short on details.
What happened to all of the economy class passengers, for instance? Did we hear of them again? No, we didn't, because they've been fed into high temperature industrial incinerators by the CDC. Big mistake, CDC. Thanks for filling our lungs with zombie smoke.