From Blunty this morning:
There are lots of things you shouldn't import from America. Gun culture, health insurance schemes and possibly hamburger buns made entirely out of deep fried chicken breasts. Although I'm willing to be talked around on that last one.
One of the dumbest and most dangerous things we could ever drag back across the Pacific, however, is the idea of "the base" in politics.
But more interesting is BrianC's awesome fanfic below.