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Balls 56 and Balls AD 45

Posted May 9, 2016 into Sport by beeso

This week on Balls, Leicester are champions (and exceptionally hungover), Optis are muppets, Draymond is buffering, the Pacers are coachless, Phil Jackson reviews Thai restaurants in Iowa, Eddie is everywhere and the Eels are board stupid. Get that here

Last week on the AFTER DARK, Beeso and The Doc discuss selling bitter Lemonade, the existential dilemma which keeps 2Chains up at night, getting blamed for stuff your successors did, the finer points of Big W bargain bin diving, sax offenders of the 1980s, and Beeso epistles on a bus shelter. Reviewed this week: Dandy Warhols, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros (yes that's one band) and classic You Am I. This week's BALLS After Dark drinking game keyword is 'insipid'. Gamble (with your liver) responsibly. Get that here.

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Balls 55-Better Call Saul

Posted May 4, 2016 into Sport by beeso

NBA Playoff time, Lindividual brilliance, learn to count basketball-style, why you shouldn't hire masturbation enthusiasts, Badmunterfinger and the Clips' Daddy issues, St Totteringham Returns, pisstake Poznans and smoke em if you got em, even if it IS draft night.

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Also if you like wine, there is a great episode this week on Beeso's food podcast Cheeeeesy. Get that here

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BALLS.52 PREPARE THE HOT TAKE CANNON

Posted April 11, 2016 into Sport by beeso

In which Beeso and the Doc address The Listener, Derek and Phil, misguided optimism, owning your fuckups, Rubirubirubirubio, 72 not out, the stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky Hinkie, the Doc's fairly shithouse thermostat joke, playoff matchups west and east, Steve Kerr's Golden Guitar nom, Melbourne Cup Madness, the Butler did it (and by it we mean not much), Shark Jumpman, why you shouldn't read DMs from Beeso if you have live sport on your DVR, Americans ruining football, Wombling free, promoting relegation, points versus playoffs, bon voyTaj, boxes and bowls, Fucken Easts, Thursday Night Twitter and the scientifically-proven reason that darts is better than golf.- by DR Yobbo

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BALLS.49 The plaything of morons

Posted March 22, 2016 into Sport by beeso

In which Beeso and the Doc talk proper pre-pod preparation (preventing piss-poor performance), Chris Walker T-Marts, Seppos in chambray, the generation gap, a score and a game clock (...two bits!), where you from, Mick Fanning's life turns into a crappy country music song, the Doc crushes on Tyler Wright, the Elites are sleek, park life, the world's test kitchen, missing Link, Pay Per Avoid, ducks and Foxes, Spurs v Dubs: For The First Time Since The Last Time, March Pointless, blame it on the Boogie, club vs country, Agaarrghhh, Dank memes, Bandanna Man, Failfax and everyone hates sloppy landings.

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Posted March 22, 2016
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Posted March 22, 2016
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BALLS.48 Get in the sea bin

Posted March 15, 2016 into Sport by beeso

In which Beeso and the Doc discuss lullabies to paralyse, I Want To Believe, tractor boys, chasing rings, upstairs downstairs, ice bath challenges, ballers on the piss, shooting like a small child, the Luke Walton Sweepstakes, Rotorua's full of wankberks, Warney vs Waleed, super Hornets, the Quiky Pro, power ranking 21 years of terrible Warriors footy jumpers, Graham gets the Dick, Billy Walletless, Special Snowflake Syndrome and the Samurai Pizza Cats. If you think you can do better, then we'll leave it up to you.

Shouts to the other sports pods we name-dropped (Athletico Mince, Full Credit To The Boys and Oh Errol), and to @nyonyua and his favourite team's gaffer for inspiring the sea bin. #LVGIn - By Dr Yobbo

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BALLS.47 This is interesting

Posted March 8, 2016 into Sport by beeso

In which Beeso and the Doc discuss oxy morons, Thunderous takes, Palace intrigue, we need to talk about Kevin again, Breaking Stink News, do I stay or do I go now, history's greatest moron, Hire-An-Actual-Grownup, coaching: really important or nah, get rid of the fat bloke, technical difficulties, THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS INSANE, the Mal Meninga school of motivational speaking, Club Of Thrones, Serie Argh, JRod's wonderful MD Crowe farewell piece, awkward turtles, making cool stuff > making meeting appointments, Stink Update, and how to build your very own Peter Fitzsimons at home. Some assembly required. - By Dr Yobbo

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