Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the command centre. Follow me and don't touch anything.
Now, MI5 has insisted that all agents with the Burger prefix have access to the new system.
Pay attention, these details are important and may save you valuable time and energy in the field.
Each page has eight posts. Scroll down and the menu will give you feedback based on where you are in the page, or click on the menu item to jump down the page. Click on the title of any post to reload the page with this as the number one post. This is a great way to share stories - or you can simply click the share button at the bottom of each post. The slider will collect the most important posts that you submit and the busiest ones will be marked as such in the navigation.
You have a new comment system. Click on the [read comment] button to reveal them all. It's two layers deep so you can either respond directly to the post or you can respond to any comment made. Simply add your email and post your comments.
If you choose to, you may register your assigned email address. This means that you don't need to enter your address each time and you can associate a Twitter account, a Facebook account and a website to each comment you make. It also means Agent "Scurvy Dog" Havock can't post under your username.
Note your user account. You'll see a list of the site categories. Deactivate any that you prefer to ignore in your feed. You can still navigate straight to the category in question using the menu option, but your default view will skip them.
Last but not least, this site has been tested in Chrome, Firefox and various versions of IE as well as certain IOS devices. If you or any of your fellow operatives notice anything odd, file a report with firstname.lastname@example.org. Make sure to include the operating system and browser that you're using.
Enjoy your new surroundings, chaps.