So you lot better not fuck this up for me. If I win this comp I can afford to get a better class of reader around here and finally run the lot of you off.
All the good writers will come to visit and I can afford a velvet rope to channel the riff raff into the darkened alley around the corner.
So I'm warning you lot.
You'd better be on your best fucking behaviour or else. People are watching. Important people.