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Thug Kitchen, my new favorite cooking blog

Posted September 11, 2013 into Food & Drink by John Birmingham

The 'food story' comp which kicks it off is awesome, especially the sex video Thanksgiving Dinner with the Oldies anecdote.

That's why you visit Thug Kitchen. For the sex vids and the peanut flavoured rat LOLs. But you stay for the recipes.

Like Mothafuckin' Banana Choc Pops.

Don't you be comparing my chocpop to one o' you ass logs, homey.

"WHO WANTS SOME GODDAMN DESSERT?" asks Thug Kitchen. "Frozen bananas are legit treats that can make you feel like you’re at the boardwalk even if you’re just standing in front of an oscillating fan in your apartment. USE YOUR IMAGINATION MOTHERFUCKER. Make some of these with the kids, they love that shit."

8 Responses to ‘Thug Kitchen, my new favorite cooking blog’

Peteb is gonna tell you...

Posted September 11, 2013

for some things, your highness, we are truly grateful ..

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savo mumbles...

Posted September 11, 2013

Hi Jonh,


Vastly OT but I just want to let our US burgers at this time of year we still think about them and what was done.

I was at the Station processing a whole stack of problems, a bunch of out of town cops had allowed an armed hold up to happen at the local Micky D's so they could catch the crooks red handed. I'd just finished taking a statement off the manager, a girl of about 28 who'd had an hysterical young turk shove a shitty .22 cal rifle down her throat and threaten to blow her head off if she didn't open the safe. It's a McDonalds, do they even have safes? Anyway after our little shit fight I wandered into the front counter area and asked what was the movie, coz Christ it was realistic...

Senator, Prof, Y'dog and the rest we do think about it and we won't forget either.


Normal Serivce will now be resumed

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan has opinions thus...

Posted September 12, 2013

Thanks, mate. We appreciate it.

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Barnesm asserts...

Posted September 11, 2013

Excellent site, I did indeed dtay for the recipes. My go to link when I can't decide what to cook and I have no adult to consult (no we can not just eat kangaroo chilli con carne) I click here at What the Fuck should I make for dinner.

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Paul_Nicholas_Boylan would have you know...

Posted September 12, 2013

I prefer my fucking food porn to arrive with less profanity.

Barnesm ducks in to say...

Posted September 12, 2013

Shit, sorry.

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BigWillieStyle asserts...

Posted September 12, 2013

Mrs Style had a kitchen day over the weekend. Whipped up a batch of her mouth-watering Kick-Ass Caramel MoFo Beeyatch Slice, with extra ROFLMAO

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Quokka would have you know...

Posted September 12, 2013

Yikes. My class made frozen chocolate bananas for the school fete one year. My idea, and at the time it seemed like genius to all 24 of my classmates.

We ate most of the products and I don't think any single one of us has been able to down one, since. I still run into kids from school who gaze at me balefully and say 'That's right. It was your idea to run the chocolate banana stall.'

Meh. There are just some moments of horror you cannot delete from your social resume.

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