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Wait. What? You mean strange men on the internet make threats?

Posted November 5, 2013 into Blunty by John Birmingham

No way!

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Quokka has opinions thus...

Posted November 5, 2013

Waiting for the delicious moment when the Feds report 'Sir, we found female DNA on the threat' and they all shit themselves wondering whose aggrieved lady friend is about to get a lucrative movie deal with A Current Affair.

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Two Glass Taste swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted November 5, 2013

My question is to you JB,

What were you doing in those exhalted halls of power?

You say you were there to "take notes", but I put it to you that you are the power behind the throne and are cynically manipulating this so called government to provide satire fodder for you and others of your journalistic ilk.

What say you Machiavelli ?

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Anthony asserts...

Posted November 5, 2013

~~Pure gold JB - were you a fly on the wall in the meeting with "legitimate motorcycle groups" last week? Although I'm told the biscuits were locked away before they arrived.


After all, too much sugar would have made those Vietnam Vets MC members and the geriatric Ulyssians too agressive and they'd have needed a SWAT team to handle them. Mind you, with the BMW club members there the biscuits would have gone quickly since the (unofficial) motto of the BMW motorcycle club here in Victoria is "we ride to eat".

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insomniac would have you know...

Posted November 5, 2013

and just what is the biscuit of choice so that we too can dream the dream of becoming the Premier (Fuckwit) of Queensland?

Quokka puts forth...

Posted November 5, 2013

I think there's an entire topic thread that could be devoted to that thought, alone.

w from brisbane puts forth...

Posted November 5, 2013

The choice of biscuit depends on the circumstances.
For example, the idea that Queensland needs more casinos occurred to the Premier while he was munching on a packet of Monte Carlos.
But, when in a situation of high danger, like yesterday and that chilling internet something, the Premier always reaches for the calming reassurance of a nice box of Tiny Teddys.

damian mumbles...

Posted November 5, 2013

I think it is called the Rammed Enema

Anthony reckons...

Posted November 6, 2013

Given Newman's military background I would expect there'd be very soggy Sao biscuits in the cabinet room...

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pitpat would have you know...

Posted November 5, 2013

Tim Tam for mine. Brown, elongate and floats initially making it hard to flush once finshed sucking on it. Also difficult to polish.

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Brother PorkChop is gonna tell you...

Posted November 5, 2013

I am thinking Milk Arrowroot with a flunky under instruction to decorate and sprinkle with 100s and 1000s made into $ signs.

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Quokka puts forth...

Posted November 5, 2013

I would think they'd need a few crates of digestives to soak up the champers after whatever they charged the public for their Melbourne Cup Luncheon & to help clear the shit off their liver after the Anonymous protests in the parklands today.

Later they'll need wagon wheels to hitch their ponies to for the Tar & Feathering of all those people in scary opera masks that need to be run out of town so Sheriff Canned Ooh can sleep easy tonight.

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ShaneAlpha swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted November 5, 2013

I'm puzzled as to why everyone is against these laws.

When I become Dict.. I mean Premier, I assure you that these laws will only be applied to viscious gangs of criminals with a long history of evading justice.

The first two groups added to the list will be

The Liberal National Party

The Australian Labour Party

Locked up at my pleasure for a bout of "re-education."

Premier Newman, I salute you sir!

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Lulu mutters...

Posted November 6, 2013

I thought Clive ate all the biscuits?

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Quokka ducks in to say...

Posted November 6, 2013

He ate all the furniture. Its just as well KRudd wasn't there or he'd have eaten through the floor.

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