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All I want for Christmas is this glow in the dark toilet strip

Posted December 19, 2013 into Science and Tech by John Birmingham

As would any right thinking man. And the women who clean up after us.

25 Responses to ‘All I want for Christmas is this glow in the dark toilet strip’

Barnesm asserts...

Posted December 19, 2013

You know my mind went straight to rude things when I tried to think of other circimstances that we want a guide for where men aim their penis's, penii, what is the collective noun for dicks?

Darth Greybeard would have you know...

Posted December 19, 2013

The Abbott ministry?

Lulu is gonna tell you...

Posted December 19, 2013

The IPA?

Bangar mutters...

Posted December 19, 2013

Politicians normally covers it.

Halwes ducks in to say...

Posted December 19, 2013

I believe that the collective would be a dumb of dicks.

BigWillieStyle mumbles...

Posted December 20, 2013

@ Greybeard

Comment of the millennium.

Halwes mutters...

Posted December 20, 2013

Why would any bloke need this? For us champion males, the whole world is our toilet.

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insomniac is gonna tell you...

Posted December 19, 2013

A persuasion?

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Rob puts forth...

Posted December 19, 2013

oooh set phasers to fun.

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Anthony ducks in to say...

Posted December 19, 2013

Richards?

The Queensland Government?

The Channel 9 Footy Show?

The English Cricket Team?

The possibilities are infinite...

Dick ducks in to say...

Posted December 19, 2013

I represent that

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the camel mutters...

Posted December 19, 2013

with all that caffeine JB, your wee probably glows in the dark anyway.

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Murphy ducks in to say...

Posted December 19, 2013

Engorged Rippling Enormities.

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w from brisbane has opinions thus...

Posted December 19, 2013

A waggle of dicks.

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Abe Frellman ducks in to say...

Posted December 19, 2013

I'm working on a cultivar of asparagus that makes your piss glow red ...the perfect accompaniment.

Murphy swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 20, 2013

Won't that lead to some prick pissing in a glass and calling it wine to his drunken mates?

Or worse, some crack about being Jesus and turning water into wine?

Respects,

Murph

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Abe Frellman puts forth...

Posted December 20, 2013

Yes, the possibilities are seemingly endless!

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Quokka would have you know...

Posted December 19, 2013

This has caused argument in Casa Q.

The bloke insists the correct term is 'a cockhole full of dicks' but I'm convinced 'Austereo'.

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Shell is gonna tell you...

Posted December 19, 2013

The women who what?!?!

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WarDog ducks in to say...

Posted December 20, 2013

It's clearly missing the landing light progression down into the depths of the bowl.

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BigWillieStyle reckons...

Posted December 20, 2013

There's an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Larry David announces that he sits down, woman-style, when he takes a pee. I gave it a go myself, and I'm here to tell you, it works a treat. Negates the need for a radioactive dunny strip, tempting though it looks.

I'm never going back to standing.

NBlob mumbles...

Posted December 20, 2013

But there is all that de-pantsing? I'm an important, busy man with much to do, I can't hang around all day removing belt & boxers.

A zip, a flumpf, a whizz, tuck away and we're done.

I think this a great boon to mankind of either gender.

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insomniac swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 20, 2013

There are tubular devices that you can attach to the toilet bowl for placing your ... ah ... equipment in, so as to prevent it from touching the sides of the bowl and being all unhygenic like

Dino not to be confused with has opinions thus...

Posted December 20, 2013

Yeah , and I am sure Havock suffers much more than I, how do ya stop ya knob getting wet when ya sit down.

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Dino not to be confused with swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted December 20, 2013

When I was a little kid I used to see tobacco stained fingers and moustaches usually with stains, unmentionable stains, on 'slacks' from the groin to the knee.

Now that I am older, so much older, I say to that "little me" STFU.

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