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Sharknado 2, the Sequelator

Posted July 11, 2014 into Telly by John Birmingham

20 Responses to ‘Sharknado 2, the Sequelator’

Dino not to be confused with reckons...

Posted July 11, 2014
I must be the only person who hasn't seen the first.
I will wait for the box set and watch them in one sitting.

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Blarkon swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted July 11, 2014
Someone is getting paid for writing this stuff. Their life is awesome.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan is gonna tell you...

Posted July 12, 2014
Rumor has it that it is being written by two 12 year old boys in exchange for snacks and video games.

Blarkon is gonna tell you...

Posted July 12, 2014
If they offered Apple Store Vouchers ...

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Vovchara swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted July 12, 2014
kinda sad, so many good books as a base for good films/tv shows, instead we get this kind of crap...

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Vovchara mutters...

Posted July 12, 2014
kinda sad, so many good books as a base for good films/tv shows, instead we get this kind of crap...

Blarkon swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted July 12, 2014
The future is filled with low quality high margin stuff.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan mumbles...

Posted July 12, 2014
There were thousands of low quality, high margin "B" motion pictures followed by countless even low quality, high margin television shows followed by even lower quality, higher margin cable shows followed by....

The past is the present is the future.

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Sudragon mumbles...

Posted July 13, 2014
Exactly. We get stuff like Offspring and Wonderland but not Tasmanian Babes Fiasco. Hands up who thinks that Fiasco score well, but have to be on the ABC/SBS due to subject matter?

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Aaron mumbles...

Posted July 14, 2014
Sure it's crap but then you will get people like Spielberg and Lucas who grew up on trashy stuff of their day and do their own take. Not that sharknado fills me with confidence for the future

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan reckons...

Posted July 14, 2014
One day some small child will grow up to make a high budget, mega remake of Sharknado and it will be the Raiders of the Lost Ark for that generation, filled with artistic merit and deep meaning.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Dave W mumbles...

Posted July 14, 2014

<EM>Raiders of the Lost Ark </EM>has artistic merit? WTF did I watch?

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan has opinions thus...

Posted July 14, 2014
RoTLA is a fucking dinkum cinematic masterpiece, you munted wanker.

Dave W reckons...

Posted July 14, 2014

Oops, for a moment there I thought you were engaging in satire. My bad.

Dave W mutters...

Posted July 14, 2014


I just wondered if there were themey things I was missing, PNB. It's entirely possible, you see. And mettyfors, can't forget those.


That third (or was it the fourth?) one, though, where he started out by escaping a nucular blast by getting into a fridge, that was complete shite by general consensus, right?

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted July 15, 2014
Stepping away from my online ironic opinionated bogan persona, I say with all sincerity that I only enjoyed the first one, and most of the third. The others were - adopting the venacular - shite. Awful.

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luckedoutout is gonna tell you...

Posted July 14, 2014
Finally, a reason to live.

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NBlob would have you know...

Posted July 14, 2014


Pa, the spamtrolls have got into the solar project agin.


Oh and please may we have a permenant linkage somewhere?

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Brother PorkChop has opinions thus...

Posted July 14, 2014
Damn you again JB. An hour and 23 minutes lost time looking at trailers. Once you see one you can't stop. Machines v Alienz looks kinda interesting. Surely he is leading them away from the RV point, surely...

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