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STRONG CHOICES WRITE MIGHTY SEX COLUMN.

Posted August 19, 2014 into Blunty by John Birmingham

Late yesterday arvo I was faced with one of those conundrums which arise in this gig. Whether to write a serious column or a stupid one.

And then I realised, why choose.

LET MR STRONG CHOICES DO BOTH.

Blunty:

Dear Mr Strong Choices

My husband and I have always enjoyed a healthy sex life, but recently he’s been terribly worried by the indefensible $500-a-day service charge which seems purpose designed to destroy the solar power industry in Queensland. He says he stills loves me but the physical side of our relationship has been ruined by your strange and inexplicable hostility to renewable energy.

Why, Mr Strong Choices? Why? Solar power is hot, powerful, strong and long-lasting. Why have you denied me this pleasure?

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Yours,

MY, New Farm

STRONG CHOICES HULK SMASH HUSBAND’S FLACCID WILLY ON HEAVY IRON ANVIL. SEE HOW HUSBAND LIKE THAT WHEN WILLY DOCTORS ALL SACKED FROM HOSPITALS BECAUSE STRONG CHOICES HULK SMASHED THEM TOO. GAH!!!

14 Responses to ‘STRONG CHOICES WRITE MIGHTY SEX COLUMN. ’

Dave W is gonna tell you...

Posted August 19, 2014
This strong choices character is truly the gift that keeps on giving. You Queenslander's are so lucky.

Bunyip puts forth...

Posted August 19, 2014
Yup. We only have.... umm...

Oh, yeah, Dennis the "No Worries" vet.

Zzzzzzzz....

Lulu would have you know...

Posted August 19, 2014
Bunyip, you forgot Geoff Shaw. OTOH, still a bit zzzzzz ...

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pi mutters...

Posted August 19, 2014
Seriously though... does it actually even remotely look like these guys are going to get voted out? How many seats would they need to lose? Eleventy gazillion?


MickH ducks in to say...

Posted August 19, 2014
Well in the last by-election they had a swing against them of over 18%
So yeah, probably, hope so. Whats more possible however is the prospect of Can-Do losing his seat

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Josh is gonna tell you...

Posted August 19, 2014

I didn't live here in Qld (and was too young) during the Jo days. Is this what we're going back to ? Because if so, my home state is looking much better.

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Dino not to be confused with mutters...

Posted August 19, 2014
Captain,
It appears my comments are too risque for the 'Burger'.
Chious...

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Dino not to be confused with ducks in to say...

Posted August 19, 2014
What do they call those flabby triceps?

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Dino not to be confused with mutters...

Posted August 19, 2014
Torpedo away...

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Dino not to be confused with puts forth...

Posted August 19, 2014
1975,
Whitlam gone cause of the GG Kerr.
WTF happened there?
When will Cosgrove have the balls to do 'somthing'?

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Dino not to be confused with puts forth...

Posted August 19, 2014
Captain,
I will be taking two personnel from the Ship.
Disembarking.
Job to do.
Hand to Hand.
I expect all of us will return.

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