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Fanfic update Aug 11

Posted August 11, 2015 into The Dave by John Birmingham

I've finished the first edit of all your stories, and will write a couple of my own eye witness accounts over the rest of the week. My contributions:

Dave Killed it Good, by Vince Martinelli.

The Sumateem Chainsaw Massacre by Pastor Nancy Kemp, and...

As Your Attorney I Advise You To Take This Deal With The Devil, by X Boylan Esq.

Some of the stories have enjoyed a very light edit. Some have suffered grievously under the blue pencil. Only the authors and I shall ever know which.

I have another three or four chapters to write for The Demons of Buttecrack County, and then I'll need to spend a week or so edumucating myself in the arcane procedures of self publishing. As I said earlier, Dave Vs the Monsters: An Oral History of the Daemon Wars will be free forever, with a link at the end to a sign up page for the newsletter I'm planning to publish from the end fo this year.

An email addy for the newsletter gets you a free copy of Buttecrack. Or a buck ninety-nine for those whose in-trays are already full to pussy's bow.

The two HOOPER ebooks, A Protocol for Monsters and A Soul Full of Guns are now with the publishers. Next Tuesday I start writing S2 of The Dave.

16 Responses to ‘Fanfic update Aug 11’

Therbs is gonna tell you...

Posted August 11, 2015
If Greybeard has put any of those shiftless, filthy hobbits in his then bin it.

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Sparty mutters...

Posted August 11, 2015
Since we've all had an opinion on the various Birmo book covers, how about a competition to design the ebook cover?

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted August 12, 2015
Black, with just a scarlet splatter of blood.

dweeze is gonna tell you...

Posted August 12, 2015
And just whose blood might that be?

NBlob is gonna tell you...

Posted August 12, 2015
1 vote Grey Beard's.

Brother PorkChop would have you know...

Posted August 14, 2015
Undead have no blood.

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Rhino mutters...

Posted August 12, 2015
Have beta readers been chosen?
Just checking in case the email informing me of this exalted status went to the spam folder by mistake.

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Paul_Nicholas_Boylan has opinions thus...

Posted August 12, 2015
In reference to As Your Attorney I Advise You To Take This Deal With The Devil, I can authoritatively assure you that, when considering
such contractual arrangements, the Devil is always in the details.

Peter Bradley ducks in to say...

Posted August 12, 2015
Badum tish!

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan mumbles...

Posted August 12, 2015
Thank you. thank you! That is why I won't do two shows a night any more, babe. I won't. I won't do 'em.

damian would have you know...

Posted August 12, 2015
Is being in the details something to do with having all the good tunes?

Rob mumbles...

Posted August 12, 2015
Ah I see what you did there.

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan would have you know...

Posted August 13, 2015
I didn't see what he did there, and that makes me angry.

GhostSwirv swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted August 13, 2015

You should sell tickets right away - reviews always suggest you perform better when you're angry!

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ChrisB has opinions thus...

Posted August 14, 2015
Are we talking hulk-angry, or regular angry?

Paul_Nicholas_Boylan reckons...

Posted August 14, 2015
"Hulk smash" type angry.

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