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Game of Thrones Raven On Recap S6E10: The Winds of Winter

Posted June 28, 2016 into Raven On by girlclumsy

YOU. GUYS.

HOW. IS. THIS. SHOW. SO. FREAKING. GOOD.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. IT. HITS. NEW. LEVELS. OF. EPIC.

SERIOUSLY. I. WANT. TO. MARRY. THIS. SHOW. AND. ALSO. JON. SNOW.

OK, I feel like I’m going to bust my Capslock key if I keep this up.

Beloved Throners.

Talking about ending the season with a bang.

Leaving aside big battle sequences and their inevitable loss of non-named-ergo-not-quite-as-important-life, I think we just witnessed the greatest body count in the history of Game of Thrones.

We saw the internet’s favourite fan theory confirmed. We saw Jon Snow hailed a King. We saw the Great Targaryen Fleet set sail for conquest, dragons flying overhead. And we saw the triumph of the greatest supervillain we always knew was coming - DARTH CERSEI.

Before we get into the grit of this episode (and by gum there was so much grit it was basically the Gobe Desert), I’d like to take a moment to address all of those hand-wringing commentators who over the years have Mrs Lovejoyed it constantly about “the role of women in Game of Thrones”.

Yeah, for sure, women were treated badly. Yeah, for sure, they were seen as easily disposable pieces of meat. Yeah, for sure, they were marginalised and dehumanised by a patriarchal system of entitlement and abuse.

But you know what else they did?

THEY STOOD. THE F***. UP.

And to be frank, the impending slaying of the patriarchy is all the sweeter because of all the shit the Women of Westeros and beyond have had to put up with over the past six seasons.

The only exclusively men’s only club that remains seems to be Old Town, the home of the Maesters, and you just give Gilly five minutes with those bozos and that will soon be sorted.

Of course, there were casualties along the way. We lost Queen Margaery, one of nature’s foremost schemers and plotters; and we saw Melisandre banished just when we expect she’ll probably come in handy.

But that was nothing compared to the sight of DARTH CERSEI on the Iron Throne, Daenarys Ice Cold standing firm on both hearts and prows, and Lady Mormont lay the smack down on a bunch of old white men who utterly deserved it.

The cynic might read my interpretation of this finale as a feminist fantasy or wish fulfilment on my part? My response is oh HELLS yes. We are post-Brexit now, people. You know it, I know it: FALLOPIAN = UTOPIAN.

Season 6, Episode 10 “The Winds of Winter”

Things are looking a little...combustible in King’s Landing. Slow Lorus and Cersei Lannister are due to face trial in the Sept of Baelor, and things could get… explosive.

The whole montage of characters getting ready for the trial was so beautifully done - especially the music, which was of a type we’d never really experienced before in Game of Thrones. The sombre classical score gave the sequence both an operatic sense of scale and Hitchcockian hint of doom.

The music paused for Slow Lorus to confess his sins in front of the High Sparrow and a bunch of other barefooted old religious hacks in sacks. Poor Slow Lorus - from the shiny Knight of Flowers to begging for forgiveness on the floor like the UK in about a year’s time. When he gives up his claim to Highgarden and renounces the Tyrell name, Mace looks like he’s been, well, maced. Sure, he’s been a buffoon the whole time we’ve known him, but even a buffoon has feelings and a dynasty to protect.

Margaery is more pragmatic. When the Faith Militant start carving the sign of the Seven into Slow Lorus’ forehead, she holds back their angry father, telling him the faith is the way. She’s still playing her game - let them think you’re in their power, it’s more important to just survive.

It’s this same instinct that then warns Margaery that something has gone very wrong. The Queen Mother has not turned up, has not even left the Red Keep, in fact. As that haunting music lures us to the edge of our seats, we see Cersei finish dressing, but rather than make for the exit, languidly pour herself a glass of red wine and head to her window, while Zombie Mountain prevents King Tommen from leaving.

The High Sparrow sends Lancel Lannister to find Cersei, but he is soon distracted by a cheeky imp running away from the Sept and into a nearby door. Lancel follows, heading deeper underground, under the Sept itself. The imp has a torch, but Lancel has none - as usual, he just blindly follows.

Meanwhile Grand Maester Pycelle, running a tad late himself due to a morning quickie with a woman he fully intends to stiff out of (at least) payment, is taken by a small child, whom we assume he assumes is in his employ, to Qyburn’s Bond villain-esque lair.

Qyburn, the dechained former Maester, rather relishes his final words to Pycelle, the toff who had looked down on him since he arrived in King’s Landing. “Sorry to off you like this, old bean, but the future is now and what not,” is the essence of what he said, his apology not really ringing true.

Then a bunch of sweet young kiddies pull flick knives and give Pycelle the old Fleabottom Flensing. It turns out you really can make kids do stuff for candy. I’ll remember that, and really hope the police didn’t just read that sentence.

Kids these days, eh?

Lancel is not long for this world either, as the Artful Stabger shivs him in the side just as he realises there’s a big cache of Wildfire sitting right underneath the Sept. Did anybody else notice the fierce organ playing the Game of Thrones theme as a leitmotif as Lancel drags himself away from the fallen torch (which seemed to be to be the clear and present danger) to something green at the other end of the passage.

Kate Middleton meanwhile is pleading with the High Sparrow to stop the trial and GTFO. If Cersei ain’t there, it’s because Cersei don’t want to be there. Which means they’re all in mortal danger.

Of course, being the stubborn old zealot he is, Big Bird refuses to consider that his big trial day might be spoiled by someone he thinks he’s already beaten down with prison and public humiliation. In this sense, Cersei is Robert the Bruce, learning patience from the spider’s web in that Irish cave, while the High Sparrow is King Edward II pre-Bannockburn (I just feel the Scottish historical references are appropriate this week).

I mean, if the High Sparrow just STOPPED for ONE SECOND he would at least hear the Music of Foreboding. Foreboding!

Kate Middleton drops any pretence at respecting the faith, grabs Slow Lorus and makes for the exit. A panic ensues as onlookers try to escape, but are of course held back by idiotic boorish Faith Militant who really make me angry at religion in general. We see Margaery and the High Sparrow exchange looks, and slowly, as if borne by moon gravity, the penny finally fricking drops for Big Bird.

Because’s Lancel’s interpretive take on RuPaul’s Drag Race falls short of the finish line, and he cannot do anything to stop the stub of a candle reaching a puddle of Wildfire on the floor.

Chick chick BOOM.

"I am so jealous of people who are alive right now."

The cellars fill with licks of green hell, and then the High Sparrow vanishes in a geyser of light and heat. The whole Sept goes up in a millisecond, the windows blown out, the bell sent crashing into a street below.

And safe on the other side of the city is Cersei, watching her efforts with the grin of someone who is really having a good day at the office.

"Today I achieved my goals."

It’s not enough for the Queen Mother to have inflicted pain on a citywide scale; she has to have an intimate moment of it as well. And for that, she uses the Septa, the same one who tortured her and walked her naked through the streets, now shackled in her chambers.

“Confess”, she urges, pouring her wine into the Septa’s face. She wants her to own up to being a harsh disciplinarian not because she was pure and motivated by religion, but because she was a sadist. Cersei can say this because she knows the feeling intensely. Whether it’s boozing up, knocking off Robert Baratheon, or just having sex with a blood relative - Cersei does it all because it feels good.

Another thing she finds good - delayed punishment. When the Septa says she’s ready to meet her gods, Cersei ushers in the Zombie Mountain. “This is your God now,” she says, practically sashaying out of the room to leave the Septa to an awful fate. “Shame… shame.”

It’s a moment of victory for Cersei, complete and unrelenting victory. Finally, finally! One of her plans has actually paid off. Everything has totally worked.

Except of course it hasn’t. Because Cersei’s plans always backfire somehow.

In this case, it’s possibly the most horrifying thing in an episode of horror. Tommen, informed of the loss of his Queen, the High Sparrow and a bunch of others, is left alone in his room. The direction here was flawless, leaving the camera locked off on a shot of the Great Sept burning, while Tommen takes his crown off and walks off screen. What feels like months pass, before he quickly walks back into the shot, steps up onto the window ledge and lets himself fall outwards.

The suicide of a king, a CHILD, is not something we’ve ever seen before, and it was completely unexpected. Given the prophecy that’s haunted Cersei about her children, Tommen was always high on our list of “Who’s Going to Die Next”, but who could have seen it would be by his own hand? And yet, now that it’s happened, it makes sense. He was already guilty about betraying his mother by banning trial by combat. Margaery had been released but their marriage wasn’t the same. Already his young shoulders had been forced to bear so much more than they ever should have. Cersei spent so much time trying to save Tommen from other people, she never even considered that the biggest risk to his safety was her.

When we next see Cersei, she is standing over Tommen’s body, insisting Qyburn show her his face. She is grief-stricken, but not demonstrably so as she was with Joffrey and Myrcella. She doesn’t even give his body the respect of the others; with the Sept gone, there is to be no lying in state, no funeral. Just burn his body and bury the ashes where the Sept was, so he can be with his family. She has work to do.

It’s taken them all season, but Sam and Gilly finally reached Oldtown - just in time to see hundreds of white ravens being released from the tower. Officially, that means winter has arrived. Winter, and Sam Tarly.

We’ve never seen Sam as chipper as he was bouncing into reception and handing over his credentials to the chap on duty. He proceeded to play a passive-aggressive power game, making Sam lean all the way over the desk to place the letter in his hand. Sam insists he’s there for legit reasons, but according to the Maester’s book of records, it is “irregular”. There’s been a lot of developments since the records were updated, Sam insists, and eventually passive-aggressive dude relents. Sam will be allowed to use the library, hurrah! But Gilly and baby Sam have to wait outside. It’s funny that Sam, so intent that they stay together, can only manage a weak grin of apology before racing off to see the big book place.

The big book place turns out to be colossally big, which of course it had to be because they weren’t going to string out this half-season plotline into a whole season then not shove us face first into Hogwarts.

"Yep, I'm calling it. This is better than when I lost my virginity."

Of course, this will be a cue for hundreds of book lovers to post screenshots of the Maester’s Library on their Facebook walls with statuses like “My dream home!” and “I’d get through this in two weeks!” We get it, you read books, and you have a home library. You know what else you have, I’ll wager? Dust. Bloody dust. I feel sorry for whoever has to clean that flipping Maester’s library.

Meanwhile at The Twins, celebrations are underway to mark the return of Riverrun to the Freys. Edmure Tully is back in a cell, the Blackfish killed by foot soldiers, so all is right with the world, according to Walder Frey. But Jaime is not impressed with the Lord of the Twins’ bullshit. He asks some pertinent questions about Frey’s own battle record, but he’s fobbed off with platitudes about victory and defeating enemies and how he and Jaime are both “Kingslayers”.

“Fear is a marvellous thing,” Frey states, aptly summarising his whole petty little personality. He’s driven only by jealously and small man syndrome, a desire for people to think him lofty. And Jaime, bless him, calls him out on it.

“They don’t fear the Freys, they fear the Lannisters,” he says. “We gave you the Riverlands to hold the Riverlands. If we have to ride north and take them back for you every time you lose them… why do we need you?” Without a microphone handy, Jaime instead drops his napkin and storms off.

Much later, Lord Walder sits alone in his Great Hall, the site of the Red Wedding and so much effusion of blood. A serving girl brings him a hot pie, and puts up with his creepy old man groping.

But things get interesting when Walder Frey calls for his eldest sons. “They’re already here, my Lord”, the serving girl says. “What are they doing, trimming their c*** hairs?” Frey replies, proving once again dung is more charming than he is. “They’re already here my lord,” the girl repeats.

Oooooh boy. This is when we knew things were about to get good.

For the serving girl encourages Lord Walder to examine his hot pie more closely, and he finds a finger. “They weren’t easy to carve up,” the girl explains as the creepy old man retches.

I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who roared when the serving girl removed her face and revealed ARYA FRICKING STARK. Back in Winterfell, no doubt having read Titus Andronicus on the way over, and ready to cook up some sweet, sweet revenge. She sliced open Frey’s throat in an echo of the way her own mother had been murdered in the same place. Arya’s face as Frey’s life ebbed away was just glorious. A little intense and scary, sure, but glorious.

"You know, I really did a good job with the gravy on that hot pie too."

I had so wanted a loving reunion between Arya, Sansa and Jon this episode, but if that couldn’t happen, I will take this long-awaited for piece of frontier justice any day of the week.

Speaking of all things Jon Snow, let’s head to Winterfell, where our beloved is reminiscing to Kate Bush about the pros and cons about being a bastard (con - no head table; pro - still got a feed). But this reverie is interrupted by Ser Davos Seaworth, who finally decides to have it out with Melisandre over Shireen’s death.

The Onion Knight’s grief and anger are absolutely heartbreaking in this scene. Shireen was the one bright light in his former life, which had been shaded by crazy people. She had taught him to read, for crying out loud. She was special, and after his own son had died at the Blackwater, gave Ser Davos something normal to hang onto, and something to fight for. Now he wants answers; and he wants Jon Snow to know who Melisandre really is.

For her part, Melisandre breaks hearts in a different way. We have the knowledge now that she is very old, and has probably committed more than her fair share of abominable crimes. But after Stannis’ loss, she suffered a crisis of faith, a crisis only vaguely ameliorated by that whole bringing Jon back to life business. So she feels the sacrificing of Shireen more keenly now than she did when she encouraged Stannis to burn her. Of course, she still tries to justify it, because the Red God moves in mysterious ways, but it’s a credit to her that her heart doesn’t seem to be in it.

Davos calls on Jon to let him execute Melisandre as a murderer, but Jon insteads opts to banish her. Seaworth backs that up by saying if she ever ventures north again he will kill her himself. Melisandre says nothing, simply accepts her fate and goes. But what will happen now if something happens to our beloved Jon? I was quite into the idea of Melisandre being his Medic On Standby. And with Melisandre heading south, surely she has to meet up with her old friend Thoros of Myr and the Brotherhood Without Banners?

Jon and Sansa had a beautiful scene on the battlements of Winterfell, in which Jon gives credit to Sansa for winning the battle, and Sansa apologises for not telling Jon about Littlefinger and the Knights of the Vale. He replies that they need to trust each other, as they have enough enemies outside the family to deal with. He asks her if she can trust Baelish; Sansa replies quite brilliantly that only a fool would trust him.

Later, we see her put this philosophy into practice when Baelish confronts her in the godswood. Now I was all ready to open Littlefinger back with open arms after last week’s hero effort, but when he confesses to Sansa that his real goal is to sit on the Iron Throne with her by his side I remembered why I HATE him so much. SO. CREEPY. Dude, we get you had the hots for her mother, but seriously, this is gross.

Thankfully Sansa has the right response.

"NOPE."

But Littlefinger won’t let it go - people will hear about this victory soon, and know he’s declared for House Stark. He asks her to consider who the people of the North should rally around - a trueborn Stark daughter or a bastard. Godsdamnit, Littlefinger, would you STOP planting dirty rotten seeds in Sansa’s head?

Meanwhile north of the Wall, Benjen Stark has taken Bran and Meera as far as he can. It turns out that because he’s technically not totally alive, he cannot breach the magic cast inside the Wall to keep out White Walkers. That explains why he never came back - although you’d think he could leave a message or something.

Given that Bran can’t walk, it seems like the plan is for Meera to drag him the rest of the way, or wait and hope a Night’s Watch patrol comes by at some point. In the meantime, Bran decides to use the weirwood to finish off that flashback he started way back before Hodor died (oh God, I just reminded myself of Hodor, sob).

BANG! All of a sudden we’re back at the Tower of Joy with young Ned Stark racing up to find his sister Lyanna dying in a bed of blood. She’s scared, but glad to see him, because she needs him to do something for her.

It’s revealed that yes, in fact, Lyanna had given birth to the son of Rhaegar Targaryen, and if Ned didn’t protect him, Robert Baratheon would have him killed. Young Ned is then presented with the baby, whose eyes open to reveal black Stark pupils.

"You think I'm broody NOW?"

And with that, half of the internet let off a cheer, and the other half snorted and said “Tell me something I DON’T know.” The mathematical formula R + L = J had finally been proven right, QED.

The show rewarded our success with a jump cut from the baby’s face to Jon’s face in the present, facing down a room full of northern lords, each with their own idea of what should happen now Ramsay Bolton has successfully been turned into Schmackos.

Jon insists they need to stay together to prepare for the invasion of the White Walkers, but he’s not having much cut through. And that’s because he’s not a kick arse pre-teen with more wisdom on her shoulders than an Oxford-educated owl.

Lyanna Mormont gets up and tears strips off Lord Manderly, Lord Glover and Lord Kerwin for not turning up to the Battle for Winterfell. “But House Mormont remembers! The North remembers! We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark,” she fires at the crowd.

“I don’t care if he’s a bastard, Ned Stark’s blood runs through his veins. He’s my king, from this day until his last day!”

That, my friends, is a lecture. You just got SERVED.

The traitorous lords front up and grovel and swear their swords to their new King in the North. Jon, rising from his seat, looks freaked out by this development, but exchanges a quick smile of disbelief with Sansa, who seems much more relaxed about it. After all, she’d already told him on the battlements that Jon was a Stark to her. Perhaps now he’d finally believe it.

I can see the glance Sansa and Baelish exchange being interpreted by some as raising the possibility Littlefinger might try to poison Sansa against Jon. He’s taking your seat, you should be the Queen in the North, etc etc. All of that is true - Sansa, as we know, is already a Queen - but I think it’s more like Sansa realising Jon is now an obstacle to Baelish’s Iron Throne goal. Given that Jon is not only a Stark, but a Targaryen, that gives him a claim to the South as well (if and when that information comes out, of course). Baelish has declared for House Stark - but how long can that now last?

Let’s flick back to King’s Landing for the massive climactic scene of awesome. It started with Jaime and Bronn returning with the Lannister forces to see the Sept of Baelor still burning. Frantically concerned for his sister, Jaime spurs them forward.

He needn’t have worried. OK, while he’s been gone, his youngest son has died, but Cersei has implemented Backup Plan B: DARTH CERSEI.

Black dominates this sequence, both in tone and physical colour. The Great Hall is darker than we’ve ever seen it, the windows blocked out. And it seems Cersei’s days of wearing Lannister red and gold or the more usual pastels of the court are behind her. That battle dress seems glued on now.

Having said that, I would also like to put in an order for a bespoke copy of Cersei’s incredible armoured black gown. I NEED that outfit to wear on a daily basis, especially when walking the foster kittens on leashes. Sure, my experiments with the harness have yet to yield results, but one day soon you will witness me walking my cats along the street, literally dressed to kill a la Cersei, and you will fall to your knees in respect, my Throners. For we know there is nothing more fearsome than a cat walker in armoured jacquard.

Except perhaps, Cersei, followed by the Zombie Mountain and the rest of the Kingsguard, walking to be crowned as Queen, the First of Her Name (aka DARTH CERSEI).

Qyburn crowns her, and we see on his lapel his reward: he is the new Hand. Get ready for killer kids in the streets and Frankensteins under the sheets, people.

Despite all this, it was AMAZING seeing Cersei crowned Queen. Sure, she’s a villain, always has been, always will be. But she always was a warrior forced into a domestic life - the true heir of Tywin Lannister. She’s been wife of a loser king, mother of a psycho nut job king, and mother to a king-who-might-have-been. Finally it’s her turn to do what she’s always wanted to do, what always felt right, felt good - rule the Seven Kingdoms herself.

The only slight flaw in her plan (and being Cersei, we know there is ALWAYS a flaw) is Jaime, who has returned just in time to see his sister/lover park her arse on the world’s sharpest chair. Cersei’s look was clear: this is how it is now. Jaime’s was more RLY? Once again, that classical music, with Rains of Castamere stitched into it, gave us more of an understanding than words ever could.

"Is that... is that The Imperial March?"

And so we come to Meereen, for the final section of our recap. It starts there with a break-up - Dany bidding farewell to Maario, her devoted rent-a-hunk of many seasons now. He is to remain behind in Meereen to keep the peace until new leaders can be elected. But he wants to travel with Dany, and he doesn’t care if he’s just seen as a bit of rumpy-pumpy. However Dany needs to do things like arrange marriage alliances and so forth, and it’s just going to be tough with a bit of fluff hanging around. See, I’d be OK with that, but this is obviously where Dany and I differ philosophically.

Maario reckons Tyrion put her up to this, but he does what she asks and pledges himself and the Second Sons in service to her. Tyrion at least knows something of the matter, as he’s the first person Dany goes to after breaking off the relationship. But she’s not sad about it, and that’s where she adds “Ice Cold” to her list of monikers. Dany knows Maario loves her, and he did make her happy. But he’s not what she wants. And what she wants is now closer than ever before - Westeros.

Tyrion decides to undo a few pieces of the psychological armour he’s had in place his whole life and get real with Dany. He confesses that he had always been a cynic, sceptical of belief, having seen what it does to people. But now he finds himself believing in Daenarys, how embarrassment.

He says he would fight for her, but Dany says his counsel is what she needs. She then pulls out a pin from her robe and names Tyrion the Hand of the Queen. The imp bows, deeply honoured. It’s a redemptive moment for him. There’s also parallel with Cersei and Qyburn here - and the lesson that good leaders have good people behind them.

Eventually, we reach the sequence the series has been building to since the end of season one - Dany and her ships at full sail, finally heading towards Westeros. The picture is perfect - we see Theon and Yara leading the Greyjoy fleet, the Dothraki and their horses dealing well with the poison water, and Grey Worm keeping an eye on the Unsullied.

Finally, as the dragons sail in and around the ships, we see Dany, at the head of the force, surrounded by Tyrion, Varys and Missandei.

The winds of winter are taking her home.

"I'm glad Missandei likes the hair clips I got her."

Yay!

Everything about Olenna’s visit to Dorne was INCREDIBLE. Sure, there’s the old problem of disappearing time what with her getting south very quickly after the death of her family in King’s Landing, but it was worth it for her sass at the young Sand Snakes. “Let the grown women talk!” Then Varys showed up with his jaunty offer of "fire and blood". Oh bring on the Tyrell/Dorne alliance. Smothered in cheese.

Zing! Best Lines

Bronn snarking at Jaime about how all the ladies love him at the Twins was solid gold - particularly since we now know the first chick checking out Jaime was Arya in disguise as the serving girl. He’s changed a bit since she first saw him at Winterfell in season one, so for her it’s more recon than romance. But that doesn’t stop Bronn from needling Jaime, so he does his friend a favour and calls over two other ladies and bigs up Bronn’s hero status.

Bronn: What if I’m not in the mood?
Jaime: …
Bronn: (looks at ladies) F*** it.

Eww, gross

Tommen’s death was the one that made my gut leap into my throat, but a special gross mention to the Zombie being left alone to torture the Septa. Not a pleasant way to go at all.

Boo, sucks

So many people died this episode but the really boo, sucks one for me was Margaery Tyrell. I really like Margaery and I wish she had escaped the explosion at the Sept of Baelor. It would have been great to see her and Olenna team up once more as their awesome Grandma/Granddaughter combo. Slow Lorus and Mace I could deal with - and of course was delighted by the demise of the High Sparrow - but vale Kate Middleton. You were the David Cameron of this episode - you thought your plan would work, but you were routed by idiots.

Things That Surprised Me

We didn’t see the White Walkers at all. At all!

No Hound, which meant no Hound axing people. But could this mean Clegane Bowl in season seven?

No Brienne, which meant no Tormienne! We will have to wait another year before the chance to see sparks fly between those two again (even if they’re sparks from clashing swords, that’s cool too, maybe it’s just foreplay?)

How in the sam hell did Varys get from Dorne all the way back to Meereen to be on the ship with Daenarys at the end? Sure, it looked cool, but it was the most jarring time shift in a show famous for playing fast and loose with time.

What, Jon Snow couldn’t have gotten a just a little bit nude to send us off with a nice memory?

I have now been recapping this show for five years (since Season 2). I cannot quite believe I’ve stuck to it for so long - I’m generally the lazy type who gives up hobbies after a few weeks/days/seconds. But apart from an obsession-bordering-on-concerning with the show, I keep coming back because of YOU, my beloved Throners. You give me the dragon-level strength I need to write these ridiculously long and juvenile articles, and keep me inspired and firing with your comments and theories.

A special thanks to those of you who supported the Patreon campaign too this year, giving me the incredible privilege of being a paid writer. That stuff is IMPORTANT, never lose sight of that. You done good, kittens.

I hope you will join me again next year, and I remain, from this day until my last day, your humble recappespondent.

69 Responses to ‘Game of Thrones Raven On Recap S6E10: The Winds of Winter’

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Posted June 28, 2016
Great recap, Nat! Love the show, love the recap, love my fellow Throners. One question for you all: Do you think Arya killed 3 Freys...or did she kill most of them? That banquet hall was dead empty. And she apparently had no fear of being interrupted. I have a feeling our fiercest little wolf spent the night killing sleeping Freys and it fills me with so much joy. (Is that wrong? Should I be worried?) Also: I would have enjoyed seeing more of the Frey-slaughter. I also loved how Arya's actions went back to the story of the Rat Cook that Bran told in Season 3. The gods hate a guest-killer and so does Arya Stark.

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Posted June 28, 2016
I'm totally with you, I suspect she spent the night eliminating the Frey patriarchy, and left the old pervert until last just to savour her revenge. One thing the mummers in Essos gave her was a new list of people to get stabby on. Go Arya!

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Posted June 28, 2016
Thanks again for an awesome recap for an awesome episode! Until next year, Alvida.

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Posted June 28, 2016
Fabulous recap as always! One typo: there is a reference to Arya being "Back in Winterfell" which should read "Back in Westeros".

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Posted June 28, 2016
Yeah, picked that up too. Riverrun not in Winterfell. But how exciting to have her back getting revenge - with all the new skills she's learned.

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Cath reckons...

Posted June 28, 2016
I was very happy that this episode ran a little longer - so satisfying in how much it covered.
I didn't mind the time it took to get Oleanna to Dorne and Varys back to Meereen. I felt this episode covered a longer period of time.
Okay Nat, what are we all watching and you recapping next? Happy to subscribe.

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Posted June 28, 2016
LOVED.YOUR.RECAPS,NAT! Without them, winter will truly be here (frowny, cold emoji). See you next year for DARTH CERSEI vs DRAGON DANY vs TARGY STARK!

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Posted June 28, 2016
Thanks Nat, Mother of Kittens, for your fantastic recaps of our beloved show!! The very best on the net! xxx

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Posted June 28, 2016
Another cracker recap Mother of Kittens. Thankyou so much for all the effort and passion you out into these - the perfect companion read for an obsessed throner.

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Posted June 28, 2016
Cerwyn not Kerwin - otherwise see u next season Mother of Kittens ;)

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Posted June 28, 2016
Thank you for such wonderful recaps - I looked forward to them as much as the actual episodes.

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Barnesm mumbles...

Posted June 28, 2016
I suspect we may not have seen the last of Septa Shame, Dr Qyburn has done his experiment on a male specimen surely he needs to see how his reanimations work on a women. Bride of Frankenstein anyone? Impressive work on the recaps, I hope we don't have to wait a year until we enjoy you recapping styling's again. You have mooted recapping Outlander. Obviously the current TV series, not the 1981 scifi movie starring Sean Connery, which I assume you have never seen. I'll just add it to the list shall I?

Ken Father of Dire Wolves mutters...

Posted June 28, 2016
Given Darth Cersie's commitment that the Septa would not be meeting her gods today, I fully expect her to still be experiencing a long and painful death next season.

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Véronique of House Stark puts forth...

Posted June 28, 2016
Thank you, glorious Mother of Kittens, for another season of the best recaps this side of Assai in the Shadows! This episode was so satisfying that I'm not instantly upset at how long it's going to be until we see more. That will start soon, no doubt. GRRM or his publisher could help by putting out book 6, which would sell like hot pies with the finest gravy, but noooooo, no books yet.

One of the few names left on Arya's list is the Hound. And they're not far away from each other, at least in GoT distances. But ending House Frey was a worthy use of her new ninja skills. Farewell, Filch!

I think my biggest question, after the Lady Lianna's masterful smack-down of three, count 'em, three lords, is what will they all do whenever Bran is able to tell people that indeed Stark blood runs in Jon's veins, but not Ned's, rather (the late) Lianna's and Raegar's. Will Jon and Daenerys do some better consanguinity? Or will his next death be his last, since Kate Bush is now gone?

As well, I'm curious about what happens if/when dragon fire meets White Walkers. I'm hoping it's mass melting/conflagration.

Happy kitten walking!

Plush Ruckus puts forth...

Posted June 28, 2016
Arya took The Hound off her list. It was revealed in a faceless man sequence with The Waif.

Plush Ruckus mumbles...

Posted June 28, 2016
Arya took The Hound off her list. It was revealed in a faceless man sequence with The Waif.

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Birdman swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 28, 2016
re: How did Varys get back with Daenerys so quickly... Check out this map:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/7/7e/The_known_world_HBO.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130507121142

So, let's say he went to Dorne, had his chat with them and then met the fleet as it either sailed past South of Dorne or (more likely) travelled to the east through the Stepstones.

On a related note, check out the map of Westeros again - Daenerys now has allies that control the entire South West of Westeros - The Iron Islands, Highgarden, and Dorne. John has the entirety of the North. The newly crowned Queen of the Andals though? Well, all she has is the bit in the middle - Kings Landing through to Casterly Rock, and she's seriously lacking in allies all of a sudden. She might be happy with herself right now, but Cersei is seriously screwed.

And my final theory... we all know that the Targaryen's didn't mind keeping it "in the family" so to speak. So, how about a marriage between John Snow and (newly single) Daenerys? That'd not only unite the whole of Westeros, but it'd also... put a smile on my face so to speak.

Birdman puts forth...

Posted June 28, 2016
I actually just learnt that the ancestral home of the Targaryen's is Dragonstone (duh) which was (until recently) held by Stannis. So, perhaps Dany wil head up there and use that as her launching pad into Westeros? Nice and close to King's Landing after all.

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Zosha has opinions thus...

Posted June 28, 2016
"Ramsey Bolton successfully turned into Schmackos" hilarious!

Loved the recaps Nat, will miss them as much as the actual show over the next 10 months.

Look forward to 2017!

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Matthew Schiavello swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 28, 2016
Your recaps are great and I proudly pay for them! I cannot wait till GOT Season 7 and for more of your recaps. Did anyone else notice that the 'light' fixture/reflector in the Maester’s Library looked very familiar? And is the phrase Valar Morghulis ("all men must die") a hint to the ending of the show? Will the seven Kingdoms become a testosterone free, safe haven for women? As you so rightly pointed out- "FALLOPIAN = UTOPIAN".

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Lorn is gonna tell you...

Posted June 28, 2016
The next best thing to watching the show itself? ...why these recaps of course! You cannot do one without the other and you've slayed it again MoK, fab recap of an awesome finale. Thanks for another rousing recappespondent season, I'll be there for season 7 (or another show you choose to recap?) ...bring it on!

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Justin would have you know...

Posted June 28, 2016
Brilliant, absolutely Brilliant!!!
Thank you Nat for the recaps, makes it all so much better. and they are NEVER too long and rambley.
I thought Sansa's "Winter is here" joke would have got in on the best lines, was quite amusing.
For me the best line of the season was;
A wise man once said the true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms. - Tyrion Lannister
until next year, Vallar Morghulis

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wendyemily swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 28, 2016
I salute you Mother of Kittens for an excellent recap and for all the hours of hard work you've put in this season! I look forward to these recaps almost as much as the actual ep!

I'd have to agree that this was a freaking awesome way to end a freaking awesome season. How good is this show? It blows my tiny little mind sometimes. A good friend of mine has just decided it was time for her to watch GoT as I keep raving about it and I think she is frankly sick of me. So she is up to season 3 and is now a fellow addict. I wonder if we need to form a support group? Having to wait till next year for another hit is going to be so painful! Guess it's time I bought the DVDs. Still I have Outlander till it finishes it's season as well!

As to everything that happened, it was pretty much what fans had wanted in most ways. Jon Snow is King of the North and should be King of All. Dany with Tryrion & Dragons by her side is heading home to kick some Lannister arse! Arya starts on her revenge. The religious nutters got what was coming to them, though I was shocked to see Margery die. That was a bit rough GoT writers! And I was not expecting Tommen to "step outside". Still we expect brutal endings for some characters in GoT. That is one of the reasons we love it.

Again, thanks, Nat for your recaps. Until next year!

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Ms. Naughty mutters...

Posted June 28, 2016
Thanks for an excellent season of recaps. I've enjoyed all of them and have been keen to read your take - and your jokes - after each episode. This one was truly epic and I was legitimately relieved at the end that I didn't feel heartbroken or stressed or shocked for once. Sad to see Margaery go but I think all the other (named) deaths were pretty satisfying. And I'll admit that Tommen's leap out the window had me giggling, mainly because it was just so similar to Reynholm's end in the IT Crowd and that joke still makes me laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVivkXUfdU Someone on Twitter said they'd be totally up for a spinoff just featuring Lady Olenna and Lady Mormont throwing sass and I think I'd agree.

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Dux Ripae reckons...

Posted June 28, 2016
time shifting issues are minor imo compared to Arya's survival of the Waifs assassination attempt a few episodes back. How can some kiddie with an apparent sweet tooth manage to get the job done on Lancel with one consummate thrust whereas a practiced killer like the Waif failed! Maybe i'm underestimating the tyke because the old maester dude needed full pin cushion treatment to get the same result.

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Lori is gonna tell you...

Posted June 28, 2016
Any chance that John Targaryen was bought back by the Lord of Light because of his dragon blood? And not because of Kate Bush at all? Will miss you, Mother of Kittens and your genius recaps. Almost as much as I will miss the Game.

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Nyonyua mumbles...

Posted June 28, 2016
Re: Varys, the fleet contained ships from the masters, Tyrells and Dorne (you could see all the different sails) so he obviously took the Dorne ships back to meet the rest of the fleet (a bit fast and loose with the timing so we didn't see the boring bits).
Great recaps thank you!!

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Stormy ducks in to say...

Posted June 28, 2016
To echo the NMFC song, I shall "join in the chorus" of praise to the MoK, though I must correct the self deprecating description of her recaps as "juvenile". They contain wit, have consistently followed themes throughout the seasons and not only make cultural references, they make relevant cultural references. Did I say they are funny? They are funny.

So, thank you Nat. Thanks to all the commentators, who supplement your skills and talents. And thanks to JB for having the foresight to host you. Not entirely selfless I'm sure, as he now has an extended audience.

I will now endure 10 months of my new favourite form of torture, wine-boarding. I'll pass on the postprandial visit from The Mountain.

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Dogrooterfirstofthatname mutters...

Posted June 28, 2016
Who would like to see Dany and Yara find happiness together? After all FALLOPIAN may well = UTOPIAN, but surely can also = TROLLOPIAN.

Barnesm has opinions thus...

Posted June 28, 2016
+1

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Blue is gonna tell you...

Posted June 28, 2016
Shamelessly stolen from another site, but I have to share:
Tommen's leap has added new meaning to the name "King's Landing". (Boom!)

I enjoyed the episode, but I don't think it really had the impact of the red wedding, Joffrey's death, Jon's death, or even Ned's beheading. Maybe that's because we all knew the explosion was coming, and although Tommen's death was a surprise he really hasn't been a major player (neither a hero not a villain - just a weak puppet).

What was with Lancel chasing the kid? Wasn't that a bit pointless? He's been told to go collect Cersei, and instead he goes chasing after some street urchin? If the show really wanted some excuse to show the viewers the barrels of wildfire, why not have Pycelle get suspicious of Qyburn's scheming and go down for a look. Then he could get killed down there instead of stupidly being summoned to Qyburn's dungeon.

Is Jon henceforth to be known as Jon Stark? Is the Snow moniker history?

No more mention of the Hound. I wonder why they bothered to bring him back in this season when they weren't going to do anything with him in this season. Obviously he will reappear next season, but they could have explained his reappearance then when it was more contextual.

And no white walkers in this episode either. Considering they were the opening scene of S01E01, they have been doing an awful lot of not much for many years. Children have grown into adults; dragons have been born and matured; yet the white walkers are still just bumbling around with barely a mention each year.

It was great to see Cersei coming back into power. Her character had dwindled from its once great villain status, and as we saw with Tommen having a bit-part killed off is not all that exciting. We needed Cersei to become powerful again before she gets killed off. Loved seeing her taking her place on the iron throne!

Sadly, I will never now see my most hoped for scenario - a lesbian scene between Daenerys and Margery. *sigh* Oh well, at least I still have my imagination. And photoshop.

Ken Father of Dire Wolves is gonna tell you...

Posted June 28, 2016
Bwahahahaha Kings Landing, love it. As for Jon Snow/Stark/Targaryen I think Snow is still suitable as he IS now the King of the North, in Winter. Much symbology going on I believe. Or not, I tend to overthink.

Blue asserts...

Posted June 28, 2016
Except... "Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is Stark". Not Snow. Not Targaryen. Not even Stargaryen.

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Barnesm asserts...

Posted June 28, 2016
Wouldn't that be Jon Targaryen?

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Ken Father of Dire Wolves swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 28, 2016
All hail the Mother of Kittens, Queen of the North, Queensland is north of me. I find myself awaiting recaps with as much anticipation as the show itself. Please maintain your dangerous obsession. I had twigged what was afoot as soon as I saw Cersei transform into a Sith Lord. There's been too much talk of Wild fire scattered beneath Kings Landing to miss that. Well that and all the foreboding. Great to see such a profligate presentation of awards. I haven't sent so many since Abbott's Australia Day. Walder Frey's all consuming passion for his dynasty finally repaid with him consuming his dynasty. Note: Life aim #1 never piss off Arya Stark.

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Beth McKinlay reckons...

Posted June 28, 2016
Embarrassed to admit it has taken me until the season finale to work out how to get a comment on here. But I have been faithfully reading your recaps and loving them as always. Great ep, but it left me baffled about the Westerosian rules of inheritance. Just because Cersei is/was the Queen Mother does not make her in line to the Iron Throne. So I'm assuming she's sitting on it by reason of blowing everyone else up, rather than because of rightful bloodlines, and everyone left alive is jyst accepting that for now? As far as I can work out, my beloved and sorely missed Gendry is the only Baratheon left and therefore the rightful heir. Natalie, great work as always, your dedication to the Throner cause is indeed Danaerys-like, both obsessive and glorious. Until next year.

Barnesm asserts...

Posted June 28, 2016
I can see how that conversation went .........Minor noble in crowd "Long live queen Cersei" .......(other person next to said noble) "but she isn't in the line of inheritance, surely the next in line is...." "She just burned with Wildfire people who gave her a hard time" (delivers icy stare) ......" Long live Queen Cersei".

BigRed (but not as red as Tormund) swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 28, 2016
Yes I think most would have got the hint not to question Cersei's position after frankenmountain was persuasive with the joker in the alley earlier in the season... Long live Queen Cersei (until frankenmountain meets his brother's axe)

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Ken Father of Dire Wolves reckons...

Posted June 28, 2016
Mother of Dragons aiming to be Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, currently single and looking to build dynasty through marriage alliance. King of the North, currently single, needs to keep dynasty going. Both with loyal armies and claims don't conflict. Both Targaryen by blood. Oh the possibilities. Continuing the traditional family sex in Kings Landing, but removed enough to not be icky. A vast army with Dragons and Dire Wolves to combat the frozen horror from beyond the wall. Oh please.

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Ken Father of Dire Wolves would have you know...

Posted June 28, 2016
Surely Lady Mormont is a future Queen. I mean she makes Boudica of the Celts look tame.

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Barnesm mumbles...

Posted June 28, 2016
With so many enemies now either set to claim the Iron throne (Daenerys), Varys pro Daenerys, the Tyrells headed by the terrifyingly capable Lady Olenna who poisoned a child king who was a threat to her grand-daughter, imagine what she has planned for who burned her. The Martells who I am not sure if they had had their fill of Lannister slaying. All gunning for the Iron Throne/ or the house who currently sit on the throne.

I can see how Cerise may just end up wanting to burn them all.

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Sousy Wench has opinions thus...

Posted June 28, 2016
So many feelings. Margaery, damnit! Tommen, sort of sad for the poor doomed kid, but as he pulled a Denholm Renholm #itcrowd, the seriousness of the moment eluded me. Arya, yay - but how do the logistics of that epic presentation work, butchery and pie making is time consuming and when did she learn to cook? Tower of Joy, they strung it out so long, was pretty anti climactic, really wish they'd finished the vision much earlier, not like there is anyone for Bran to tell. House Mormont, queen of the north - fuck yeah! Saddest moment of the Ep, which reduced me to tears, that beautiful library full of incarcerated books - the locks, the chains the maesters are monsters.

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Bondiboy66 swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 28, 2016
Bah! So many months to wait for MOAR! And I do so want MOAR.

Especially Arya the Assassin knocking off more baddies in brutal yet inventive ways.

While I'm wishing....the next book or two would be nice also. Preferably this century.

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Di has opinions thus...

Posted June 28, 2016
All Hail Queen Lyanna Mormont. You know it has to happen.

(and Nat. Thanks so much Nat)

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flöki snöw asserts...

Posted June 28, 2016
Thank you for another stellar recap season MoK, and now to business, Arya truly is a faceless killer now, she might look into her preys eyes and tell them she is Arya Stark but then she can meld into the crowd and become no one again and if she doesn't leave a calling card that makes for some Darth Cersei paranoia as one by one she bumps them off. And Edmure the "son in law" old mate Walder still called him, he must be the only possible heir for the Twins alive, the Tullys get the last laugh. Then there's Euron sure he's mad as a cut sandsnake what happens when his fleet meets Dany's so much to ponder so much to look forward to.... thank you Nat, Queen in the North Queen in the North Queen in the North Queen in the North Queen in the North Queen in the North........

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dakingindanorf mumbles...

Posted June 28, 2016
Hi Natalie have loved your recaps the last couple of years at SMH and now over here at Cheeseburger gothic, just wondering if that patreon pledge thing is still working i just and signed up but it says it only charges when you post new content so not sure it will allow me to pay for this years recaps.

Jay

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Raven puts forth...

Posted June 28, 2016
Thanks for all the recaps this season, Nat! Tuesdays are always a little better thanks to them, very happy to sling some $$.

Couple of points I slightly disagree with (shock! horror!):

1) Can we say for absolute certain R+L=J is confirmed? I mean, it's strongly implied, but we never actually heard the Targaryen name mentioned right? Only that "Robert would kill him". Am I being too nit-picky? I guess they can't exactly come out and say it explicitly and still maintain that Hollywood integrity.

2) I don't agree with Robert being a "loser king"; clearly in his last few years he was a stubborn, drunken womanizer but I think his Kingsmanship for want of a better word was pretty good, amirite? Considered one of the strongest fighters to ever live, brilliant tactician, etc. but he was just fed up with the realm and what it had become, allowing him to let himself go.

Sousy Wench asserts...

Posted June 28, 2016
Totes agree on point one, I think they are just trying to stretch it out. A pity as it looses some impact. Re: Robert, it seems to be pretty universal that he was not a good King - even he acknowledges it, that's why he delegates everything. He spends his whole 17 year rein drinking and whoring, it's not just a few years. (Hence his many, many bastards and why he never notices that Cercei never put out after she killed his only true born son.)

Sousy Wench ducks in to say...

Posted June 28, 2016
I'm rewatching, just got to Ep 3, where its also mentioned that Roberts excesses have bankrupted the Treasury and the crown is in massive debt.

Raven swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 28, 2016
Hah! Perhaps I give the man too much credit. I am probably too caught up by the legend of the man in his prime. Clearly *ahem* mistakes have been made by him.

Sousy Wench puts forth...

Posted June 29, 2016
Looking back, with the old nostalgia he does seem decent I suppose. Compared to the Mad King - burn them all, Joffrey - torturer and killer of small animals and hookers, Tommen - too sweet to function, allowing the rise of the Faith Militant and now Good Queen Darth Cersei... Of course Robert seems like the bestest guy ever. :-)

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BigRed (but not as red as Tormund) asserts...

Posted June 28, 2016
Loved it all! Great to see the Sparrow met a fiery end, wiped that smug look off his face for about 2 seconds... A pity that poor twisted mouth queen had to be collateral damage, not that her mother-in-law ever took a shine to her.
Next series should be wonderful, will Jon take the throne as it's rightful heir? Which dragon will he ride? Will he marry his aunty Daenerys??
But I'm curious to see how they time compress Apprentice Maester Tarly's training into a couple of episodes so that he can actually have an influence on events. And can someone please explain why the Nights Watch aren't obtaining as much dragonglass as they can carry, I mean, surely now that winter is here there should be some stocktake sales going on somewhere!

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Dany's Brown Eyebrows has opinions thus...

Posted June 28, 2016
Soylent Frey is people! Uuuugghghghh!

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Kylie puts forth...

Posted June 28, 2016
I haven't commented all season but I have been reading your recaps for the last couple of years and just wanted to say thank you for writing them and let you know how much I have enjoyed them (almost as much as the show, I look forward to Tuesday once the kids are at preschool so Mummy can drink her coffee and read about her shows in silence!).

I found this last episode as satisfying as the one before. I loved the feeling of closure we got with a lot of it. It feels like now the real story can begin and I can't wait to see what happens next!

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Stephen ducks in to say...

Posted June 28, 2016
Nat, I've had your recaps as essential reading ever since Season 2. They are several cuts above anything else. Thanks so much for another terrific season. See you next time.

Oh, and props for the Robert The Bruce reference. Obscure. Apropos. Nice.

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Arnold Layne would have you know...

Posted June 28, 2016
I can't help wondering if Cersei actually anticipated that Tommen would throw himself out the window. It would have been a bad look and an obvious regicide had he gone to the Sept, but keeping him there and letting him do it himself absolves her of blame. I know that sounds like a really callous theory but it hit me while watching it and I couldn't shake it. Perhaps the ambiguity of it all is what they were after, and the score certainly helped that. Damn cellos.

Although the episode played fast and loose with time, I felt the clue was in Sam's arrival at Oldtown and the size of Gilly's son. He was huge and clearly a lot older. From that I figured that we were meant to assume that time has passed. I think more broadly that we have never been meant to assume that events are happening at the same time. Some clearly do, but others don't necessarily have to.

she_jedi would have you know...

Posted June 28, 2016
I don't think she planned for him to suicide, but having had it fall out that way I don't think she was too bothered. Between the prophecy that all her children would die, and him burning her on the "oh yeah, we've totally outlawed trial by combat" thingy, I think she'd decided Tommen was dead to her well before he went out the window. He could either live and be her puppet, or join Big Bird and Margarey in the "nobody messes with Cersei and lives to gloat about it" column. Either way it was going to be a win for Darth Cersei

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South-east of the Wall swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 29, 2016
The last two episodes have been awesome... but like all TV shows, it has to end sometime. Looks like they have set up the next season to be the the final one? Having dealt with so many characters via the old "blow them up" plot device, i get the feeling next season will be a bit predictable.

Arnold Layne mumbles...

Posted June 29, 2016
On the face of it yes, but they still have the white walkers to deal with. I wonder if next season will be sorting out Westeros but that there might be one more that is focused on the threat from the north, It has been building for so long that it would be cheap if it is dealt with in one episode.

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TerryO asserts...

Posted June 29, 2016
Wow MoK, congratulations on another season of excellent recaps!

Terrific finale. I'm very sorry to see Margaery go "I don't want to be A queen. I want to be THE queen."

Lady Mormont... like a boss!

Was too little made of Benjen saying he couldn't get past the wall because of magic built into it that stops undead? How will White Walkers pass?

AGirlHasNoName has opinions thus...

Posted June 30, 2016
How did White Walkers get into Ol' 3-Eyes' treehouse? It looks like wherever Bran goes, the Night King can now follow- and Bran is about to go past the wall...

TerryO reckons...

Posted June 30, 2016
At least the roothouse was north of the wall!

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Brent would have you know...

Posted June 30, 2016
Lovely writing Natalie.

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Still not watched swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 30, 2016
But I don't care! I will watch, and enjoy it all the more.
Lenny Ann low is doing the recaps at fairfaxmedia, not a patch on yours kitten mother.
Very sad now. Now more recaps til next year.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, though, from the very bottom of my credit card.
Xxxxx

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Still not watched swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 30, 2016
But I don't care! I will watch, and enjoy it all the more.
Lenny Ann low is doing the recaps at fairfaxmedia, not a patch on yours kitten mother.
Very sad now. Now more recaps til next year.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, though, from the very bottom of my credit card.
Xxxxx

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TerryO would have you know...

Posted June 30, 2016
Farewell Kevan, the Aussie Westerossie!

TheWah swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted July 3, 2016
Im Kevan from Casterly Rock and I'm here to melt

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Lady EFL puts forth...

Posted June 30, 2016
Too. Much. Going. On. What an episode! A season finale that was immensely satisfying and didn't leave me shouting and throwing things at the TV because of annoying cliffhangers. It was only a tiny moment but how awesome was it seeing the Stark wolfhead returned to Winterfell in the opening credits? Oh, and Lyanna Mormont totally shaming the other Northern Lords (owned by a 10 year old - gentlemen, you are undeserving and should all just turn in your Lord cards right now). Thanks for another wonderful recap in a season of terrific recaps MoK. Until next year (*sigh* so long to wait)

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Barks would have you know...

Posted July 11
Cracking stuff, Nat. I do enjoy your recaps and podcasts.

I was sad to see Margaery and Loras go, I felt they had more to offer. I hope they're not dead, but it would be a bit improbable for them to survive.

I would just point out that Varys' line, "Fire and blood", is the Targaryen motto.

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