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New favourite word

Posted June 30, 2016 into Funny by John Birmingham

Cocksplat. Thanks to David Tenant. (And Donald Trump)

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HAVOCK21 reckons...

Posted June 30, 2016
Shes actually jumpable I think. Anywho. Its a fkn retard, and fkn HELL FKN YES. you FKN COCKSPLAT!


yeah.. I like it a lot too its a slightly more refined and I guess toned down version of COCKHEAD. Tha latter is harsher, the CS version would be a more acceptable itenm in a more refined genteel setting I guess.

here is oz, would you say.


Guys a cocksplat or
guys a cockhead.

The latter is us, FKN POKMS and SCOTS can have the other I think..pussies

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Murphy_of_Missouri mumbles...

Posted June 30, 2016
I remember why I stopped watching these things.

But cocksplat? That is a good one.

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DarrenBloomfield swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted June 30, 2016
Arseclown. Still my clubhouse leader.

Quokka has opinions thus...

Posted July 3, 2016
And mine, followed closely by arsebiscuit.
Being female, one of my pet hates is the phrase 'jumpable' and is best left to the ilk of Eddy McGuire & Chris Gayle.

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Dave W has opinions thus...

Posted June 30, 2016
Yeah, well thay also came up with additions to the english language like bell-end and numpty. Dicksplat nearly made me choke on my tim-tam (no euphemism) and is worthy of joining the lexicon.

NBlob asserts...

Posted July 2, 2016
Bell end is a personal favourite.

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Jon mumbles...

Posted July 1, 2016
Being a blue collar worker I have ample opportunity to use these kind of insults conversationally, I'll try it out at work on monday. Cocksplat still isn't as good as "your a piece of shit wrapped in skin" though.

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w from brisbane has opinions thus...

Posted July 1, 2016
Cocksplat : Sound made by a cockpunch. (source : John Birmingham - the Dave vs the Monsters series)

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