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A prince of men

Posted January 23 by John Birmingham

Sometimes i get tired of writing grown up columns. Then things like this happen:

Finally! Prince William got a proper haircut.

I’ve been urging the bloke to go the number one comb for some time now. It’s been obvious for many years that he was thinning out on top and as I said to him, “Will,” I said, “we’ve got the rotten Frenchies where we want them at the moment, but you never know when the Dauphin or the Grand Constable is likely to start stirring up trouble around Agincourt again. You can’t expect the happy few to follow you into wanton slaughter if they’re distracted by your bald spot.”

At Blunty.

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Bondiboy66 mutters...

Posted January 23
When I first saw this news I said to my wife 'there you go! If its good enough for me then its good enough for royalty!'

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ShaneAlpha has opinions thus...

Posted January 24
Should have gone the orange comb over, it's apparently so in right now.

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