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Our new Constitution

Posted September 18 by John Birmingham

Somebody planted this very official looking sign in Belmore Park. These are all excellent rules and would make a much better Constitution than the load of old cods we have now.

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FormerlyKnownAsSimon mumbles...

Posted September 18
the pedant in me says i have to point out they spelled strategising and fraternisers with a z. Then the civil mindedness in me wants to obey No unnecessary shade throwing (unless it is a literal meaning of shade then i'm all good). I applaud their commitment to a joke though.

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Bondiboy66 mumbles...

Posted September 18
'Prolonged' nudity?

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Murphy_of_Missouri swirls their brandy and claims...

Posted September 18
On this American Constitution Day, surely you Strayans have some hot, miserable, late 1700s era building you can lock a bunch of hung over, foul tempered, wool clothing clad politicians to knock about some new Constitution.

I mean, it more or less has worked for us.

More or less.

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Dave W is gonna tell you...

Posted September 19
Don't get me started on paella.

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sibeen puts forth...

Posted September 19
They can fuck off with the excessive profanity rule.

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