Having brought a terrible southern cold back north of the Rio Grande, there has been only one palliative measure I will contemplate. Hot rum toddies.
Here is my recipe.
Get a big ceramic mug. I mean, really fucking big.
Fill it at least a third of the way up with rum.
Add a teaspoon of real honey, not that shitty Chinese sugar syrup.
Squeeze some lemon juice in there. The fuck if I know how much? I'm not your mother.
Add a cinamon stick. Yes you have to do this. No it won't make you soft. Stop whining and just do it you stupid, fucking homophobe.
Pouring in boiling water. There, manliness restored. Nothing more manly than boiling water, right? Unless it's boiling oil poured on the heads of your enemies, which isn't approriate for this recipe.
Destroy that fucking rhinovirus!